Best Beard in Baseball

[Mike A. S.]

Who has the best beard in baseball? And I'm sure I'm probably forgetting someone and accidentally leaving them out so if that is the case then comment your opinion.

 

[Mebert]

I went Blackmon, partly because I'm a homer, and partly because it is so glorious not even a mullet can bring it down.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

These guys' beards make them look like fucking idiots.

 

[Mike A. S.]

These guys' beards make them look like fucking idiots.

Don't be jealous of their beards.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Don't be jealous of their beards.

But I've always wanted to look like a fucking idiot!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This guy looks like an ISIS reject.

Mohamed Keuchel.

GTFO

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This looks like the kind of guy that would hunt you down while you're on a canoe trip and buttrape you in the woods.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tell me that doesn't look like a meth-addled, ginger, Amish kid on a particularly wild Rumspringa.

 

[Pure Steel]

They can eat leftovers out of their beards.....

 

[Mebert]

This looks like the kind of guy that would hunt you down while you're on a canoe trip and buttrape you in the woods.

It would be an honor to be buttraped by Mr. Blackmon

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It would be an honor to be buttraped by Mr. Blackmon

THAT is some funny shit, my man!

 

[Mike A. S.]

But I've always wanted to look like a fucking idiot!

You forgot to show a picture of Gattis'! His is perhaps the best one!

 

[Davis_Mike]

Here is the winner.

 

[Mike A. S.]

Here is the winner.

Dang, I knew I would forget somebody! haha

 

[Mebert]

Here is the winner.

Not even the best in the division!

 

[carson]

Chuck Nazty, of course

 

[kcden]

 

[Mike A. S.]

Not even the best in the division!

But good enough where I should've included him in the poll at least.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

These guys' beards make them look like fucking idiots.

I am working on a righteous beard presently. Its "down under". You will get a peak next Memorial Day Weekend

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

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Tell me that doesn't look like a meth-addled, ginger, Amish kid on a particularly wild Rumspringa.

He looks like a street urchin and makes more in a year than I will in my lifetime