Batting Leadoff, for Your Plundering Pittsburgh Pirates...

[PolarVortex]

Daniel Vogelbach! The base stealing, speed demon himself.

Wait, Daniel Vogelbach, that guy who looks like he carries around a keg of beer on his waistline? That Daniel Vogelbach?

Times are a changing in MLB.

 

[megalodon30]

Either the times are changing or it’s the Pirates being the Pirates.

 

[MarinersBestFan]

Most likely so he has time to hit the concession stands between innings for a few hotdogs and a beer or 2.