Bar in Iowa offering free beer to Nebraska fans

[NU_FTW]

Hosker fans always just called her Mrs. Obama

 

[rmilia1]

HA!!!

Wrong.

Its dealing with retards in Iowa who drive 15 under the speed limit and stop at green lights to let opposing left hand traffic turn ahead of you. Fucking Iowa. SMH

Having driven through the clusterfuck of perpetual roadwork that is Omaha going 85 and getting passed like I was standing still I'll say I believe you when you say you think people in iowa drive too slow lol .It was harrowing

 

[NU_FTW]

Having driven through the clusterfuck of perpetual roadwork that is Omaha going 85 and getting passed like I was standing still I'll say I believe you when you say you think people in iowa drive too slow lol .It was harrowing

That is the most unfortunate part about living in Omaha, the proximity to Iowa means all the counciltucky people are always over here driving ms daisy

 

[rmilia1]

That is the most unfortunate part about living in Omaha, the proximity to Iowa means all the counciltucky people are always over here driving ms daisy

Even Iowans don't claim CB

 

[rmilia1]

That is the most unfortunate part about living in Omaha, the proximity to Iowa means all the counciltucky people are always over here driving ms daisy

But seriously though what's the deal with Omaha and the roads ? I went through probably 12 times between 98 and 05 and I swear they were still doing the same road lol. They had the 4 lane down to 2 lanes with cejent barriers like half an inch off the road and it was like a God damn nascar Sunday . People driving 95+ like 2 inches from 2000 pound cement walls. I'm sweating just thinking about it

 

[Innermind]

It's amusing how Iowans and Nebraskans insult each other's state, when it's pretty much all like this:





Crossing the state line between Nebraska and Iowa for free beer:

And the ride back home:

Yeah, yeah, yeah...... where's the Missouri river?


I know..........




.......it's just a fucking joke.

 

[Tomhusker]

I hope the fridge stays locked until right around Thanksgiving.

 

[handicappers]

lol

Nebraska fans get free punches in the face in my neck o' the woods.

 

[Gatorchip]

Sorry, Free beer wont get me to cross the Missouri river into that stinkhole

You have to win first anyways. So I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Would you want to go to iowa to drink beer?

for your team winning? finally

Actually I have been to Iowa. The hotties there are very underrated

 

[BigRedMoe]

Sounds fishy


40 years ago @BigRedMoe sexually harassed my billy goat after free beer. The guy is a straight gang goat rapist

Shaddup, Gang Leader.

 

[wingsauce7]

It's amusing how Iowans and Nebraskans insult each other's state, when it's pretty much all like this:





Crossing the state line between Nebraska and Iowa for free beer:

And the ride back home:

Yeah, yeah, yeah...... where's the Missouri river?


I know..........




.......it's just a fucking joke.

Only the 50 or so miles closest to Iowa look like that in Nebraska. The rest of the state might as well be the Dakotas. Straight up Little House on the Prairie shit.

 

[huskers1217]

this has been sitting in a freezer since 1959...just waiting on Iowa to win a natty

 

[wingsauce7]

this has been sitting in a freezer since 1959...just waiting on Iowa to win a natty

Gross, what's all that splooge doing on that trunk? You must be keeping it too close the the VCR you use to show tapes of your last natty.

 

[NU_FTW]

But seriously though what's the deal with Omaha and the roads ? I went through probably 12 times between 98 and 05 and I swear they were still doing the same road lol. They had the 4 lane down to 2 lanes with cejent barriers like half an inch off the road and it was like a God damn nascar Sunday . People driving 95+ like 2 inches from 2000 pound cement walls. I'm sweating just thinking about it

The interstate was being expanded was the major construction that went on during that time period

 

[BamaDude]

Is that offer still open even if the next win doesn't come until next season?

 

[Vegas]

Is that offer still open even if the next win doesn't come until next season?

I hope it works out that way.

 

[Moab]

not sure if this is a spelling error...

Clean, dirty, gloved or whatever, I didn't want to know...

 

[HuskerOC]

Do they deliver?

 

[Scapegoat]

Actually I have been to Iowa. The hotties there are very underrated