BAKER FUCKING MAYFIELD

[The Derski]

Well nobody is at their best when they're drunk! Duh!

Cops had too many on the field anyways...

His head bounced off that concrete like a basketball.

 

[tnapucco]

 

[BoomerNTX]

Reasons Baker should win the Heisman:

1) He is known by every college football fan already(love him or hate him). He does, one must admit, have a colorful personality.
2) He has been a finalist twice and left empty handed. Third times a charm?
3) His brush with the law is comical...not the punching a chick, raping a chick, drug bust, pay for play or any of the other common D1 crime variety
4) He, most likely, won't have a huge NFL career, so throw him a bone.

 

[Pariah]

Wildcat hasn't worked all year.

 

[MarkOU]

 

[Yo Tee]

I want to agree with this but the delivery of the message is so fucking annoying and over the top, I'm gonna disagree with it. He's the best QB but that's about it. Heisman right now is Bryce Love in my opinion. But Stanford sucks massive amounts of dick so he won't win it.

 

[4down20]

He'd be 2nd string at Iowa.

 

[MarkOU]

I want to agree with this but the delivery of the message is so fucking annoying and over the top, I'm gonna disagree with it. He's the best QB but that's about it. Heisman right now is Bryce Love in my opinion. But Stanford sucks massive amounts of dick so he won't win it.

Williams won a hesiman on a 3 loss Texas team.

 

[tnapucco]

"The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity. The winners of the trophy epitomize great ability combined with diligence, perseverance, and hard work"

 

[wazzu31]

Baker would make a nice backup for a Pac12 school.

 

[tnapucco]

Baker would make a nice backup for a Pac12 school.

Your mom makes little Baker Mayfield cookies when you're not home, complete with the dual red piping on the pants.

She eats every single one of them.

She spits in your oatmeal.

 

[tnapucco]

He'd be 2nd string at Iowa.

Baker Mayfield >>>> Trevor Knight

 

[wazzu31]

Your mom makes little Baker Mayfield cookies when you're not home, complete with the dual red piping on the pants.

She eats every single one of them.

She spits in your oatmeal.

Damn Gina, I change my mind on Baker. If he can raise the dead and make her bake him cookies, give the dude the Heisman, a purple heart and give him a spot on Mt Rushmore

 

[NU_FTW]

I heard baker mayfield gives blowjobs to cops and hand jobs to mall security

 

[tducey]

I think Mayfield's going to be a good 1. Looking forward to seeing him at the next level.

 

[tnapucco]

I heard baker mayfield gives blowjobs to cops and hand jobs to mall security

I heard your team sucks.

 

[NU_FTW]

I heard your team sucks.

so a factual rumor is replied by another. Congrats. Are you trying to get on his long list of blow jobs he plans to give out?

 

[tnapucco]

Damn Gina, I change my mind on Baker. If he can raise the dead and make her bake him cookies, give the dude the Heisman, a purple heart and give him a spot on Mt Rushmore

...you forgot a hearty pat on the back.

 

[tnapucco]

so a factual rumor is replied by another. Congrats. Are you trying to get on his long list of blow jobs he plans to give out?

Your team gets poked in the butt every Saturday....and they like it.

 

[Yo Tee]

Williams won a hesiman on a 3 loss Texas team.

I just don't see him winning it if Oklahoma makes the playoff. I do think Bryce deserves it, but the team you play on unfortunately hinders or helps. It shouldn't, but it does.