Series Thread: Astros @ Phillies

[Cedrique]

Utley would have been at second on that hit

 

[jvett77]

Revere gave up. Thanks Ryno for motivating this team.

 

[jvett77]

Come on Jeemie, make jvett look like a psychic!

Yeah!

 

[Retroram52]

Close jvett!!

 

[Cedrique]

Revere gave up. Thanks Ryno for motivating this team.

Right now Revere is yelling at Rollins "You! I learned it from watching YOU!"

 

[Cedrique]

oh, great, *&(*&(*&^%$ is up. Just get us through this so we can see "Quallsy"

 

[jvett77]

Ben did a good JStroll there, Cedrique.

 

[Retroram52]

Damn it, nobody picked up Retardo off waivers!

 

[Cedrique]

Ben did a good JStroll there, Cedrique.

Yep, the thing is if you watch Rollins he's usually not being lazy like you'd think at first glance. He's usually yelling at himself for popping up the whole way down the line. They need to bring in Von Hayes to teach these guys when you are frustrated you should still hustle down the line in case they make an error--then go back to the dugout and destroy a water cooler with your bat.

 

[Retroram52]

Well hell. Retardo gets us through the side and the score is still tied.

 

[jvett77]

We've got the hitters up now who can do the job. Jadda, jadda, jadda.

 

[Cedrique]

The phone is ringing off the hook for Antonio now. Of course Amaro is asking for 2 top prospects for him so he's not going anywhere

 

[jvett77]

Someone will claim retardo off waivers after that.

 

[jvett77]

Utley earn the $15 mil.

 

[jvett77]

Home park and we can't shit into the seats.

 

[Retroram52]

This is the 15th extra-innings game for the Phils this year. WE suck is the reason for that.

 

[jvett77]

Damn howard, how about a fucken hit.

 

[Retroram52]

Dover Downs tags Howard and the dope finally gets on. That is the only way he gets on base tonight jvett.

 

[Cedrique]

hey if it wasn't for Howard they would have lost this game hours ago

 

[jvett77]

I guess it beats a whiff any day.