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Sharkinva
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I know i know, you read the title and thought.. Oh great another post by Shark predicting how we are fucked.
But rejoice friends, this one is a little different.
Yea Shark.. but umm.. we dont have the fourth pick....
Oh yea of little faith, stick with me. cause this shit is going to be more fun than a Roller coaster after a six pack, a bucket of Ribs and a Tequila and Ex-lax chaser...
So here goes...
First we are going to tag Kirk... the exclusive kind of tag. (ok stop groaning and work with me)
we dont care if Kirk signs or not, we just want to control where he plays if he plays and be able to get something for him.
Enter.. dunt dunt duuuuhhhnnn
The Browns. Flush with cap space and the owners of the #1 and #4 picks over all.
Now the Browns have more cap space than they know what to do with. And they got to spend it. So, we deal them Kirk.
Now the Browns are not total dunder heads, and occasionally try to do something smart. So they say, hold up.. we want Kirk AND the #13 pick (or where ever we pick) They cite that we did something similar with Bailey.
Bruce thinks, smoke dribbles from his ears (thinking is hard sometimes) But eventually he agrees.
The Browns then either Sign Kirk long term, or rag doll him as fodder to protect and teach which ever QB they took at #1, and follow that pick with a RB at 13.
Mean while we draft
Lamar, at four.. and the crowd goes wild. EHB5 needs a cold shower and Bruce changes his facebook profile picture to this...
In the end, we got something for Kirk, we got the QB the front office and at least some of the fans want, and Bruce gets to say... I won.
And all it cost us was Vita Vea.. and the coach in a year or two.
*Bows for the crowd*
But rejoice friends, this one is a little different.
Yea Shark.. but umm.. we dont have the fourth pick....
Oh yea of little faith, stick with me. cause this shit is going to be more fun than a Roller coaster after a six pack, a bucket of Ribs and a Tequila and Ex-lax chaser...

So here goes...
First we are going to tag Kirk... the exclusive kind of tag. (ok stop groaning and work with me)
we dont care if Kirk signs or not, we just want to control where he plays if he plays and be able to get something for him.
Enter.. dunt dunt duuuuhhhnnn
The Browns. Flush with cap space and the owners of the #1 and #4 picks over all.
Now the Browns have more cap space than they know what to do with. And they got to spend it. So, we deal them Kirk.
Now the Browns are not total dunder heads, and occasionally try to do something smart. So they say, hold up.. we want Kirk AND the #13 pick (or where ever we pick) They cite that we did something similar with Bailey.
Bruce thinks, smoke dribbles from his ears (thinking is hard sometimes) But eventually he agrees.
The Browns then either Sign Kirk long term, or rag doll him as fodder to protect and teach which ever QB they took at #1, and follow that pick with a RB at 13.
Mean while we draft
Lamar, at four.. and the crowd goes wild. EHB5 needs a cold shower and Bruce changes his facebook profile picture to this...

In the end, we got something for Kirk, we got the QB the front office and at least some of the fans want, and Bruce gets to say... I won.
And all it cost us was Vita Vea.. and the coach in a year or two.
*Bows for the crowd*
