America's Team Hate and Smacktalk thread

[PDay8810]

Here's a fairer bet

your eyes remain brown

 

[reptec101]

You still get an advantage because we will run the ball 20% more than you, our QB is more likely to get hurt and you will be losing every game and have to throw since you stink. Why not do QB rating.
You were the one that mentioned your RBs were better. Change of heart?

What, I'm not allowed to make a sucker bet too? Figured you bite... oh well. Listen, our RB's prob are better but they just won't have the holes ur backs will have. However, I can't put any stock on an unknown commodity like Ezekiel. To many high draft RB's have been bust in this league, I mean even Trent Richardson could look all pro in your backfield. Morris is only as good as the hole provided... aint juking anyone no more.

Gonna think about the passer rating bet.. gonna talk to my agent and advisors... Might be a sucker bet also being that we're gonna be passing a lot more. More pass attempts more than likely will mean a lower rating. The black Jesus himself threw I think 15 times for a 158... pretty certain had he thrown 40 times that would be considerably less. Listen, probably not gonna bet a suckers bet cuz momma dint raze no fo... fo

 

[jarntt]

Morris is only as good as the hole provided... aint juking anyone no more.

Interesting thought when I saw more moves in the preseason than I did when he was with Washington, including a great open field run on a 3rd down and long screen pass that he picked up. Even asked if anyone knew if he lost weight to get so much quicker. also impressed with his vision and ability to find a hole. Had no idea he had that in him either. I like Jones a lot, but you guys screwed this one up bad IMO...

 

[Manster7588]

Why would I make a bet like this when your offensive line is "rated" best in the league. Stephen Hawkins wheelchair and all could rush for 1500 behind it for Christ sakes.

Here's a fairer bet so lets see if you don't moonwalk slowly away big timer You think Romo is best QB in the East... well maybe he is. I'll bet you an avatar change with the other team logo for 2 months that Cousins will have more yards thrown at end of year. That's the bet. Just yards tossed. Don't matter if the player gets hurt... that's football and this is the bet. It's a fair bet being that your QB is arguably the best in the business. Not gonna make no stupid bet like NCMalco or whatever his name was to be gone for a year... stupid.

Rectum still counting on a Romo injury, no surprise here.

 

[reptec101]

Interesting thought when I saw more moves in the preseason than I did when he was with Washington, including a great open field run on a 3rd down and long screen pass that he picked up. Even asked if anyone knew if he lost weight to get so much quicker. also impressed with his vision and ability to find a hole. Had no idea he had that in him either. I like Jones a lot, but you guys screwed this one up bad IMO...

Morris was fantastic year one and two when he got thru the hole. Quick stepping and ALWAYS going forward. Years three and four he just wasn't the same back. The holes weren't opening and he would easily fall down after a brush from a player... still though he would always fall forward for that extra yard. We ran a lot on 1st down and then on 2nd we would need 11, 12, 13 yards now for a first. Terrible line, terrible backs, little of both.. who the ef knows, but our GM I guess thought Matt Jones could be our guy... we'll see. I would no doubt ever dispute the fact that the Skins may have screwed the pooch on Morris, but I think it was just time for a change for him and for the skins. Gonna be a fun year watching Morris and RG3,,, that I know.

 

[reptec101]

Rectum still counting on a Romo injury, no surprise here.

Hoping Ohno stays on his feet.... don't wanna see Black Jesus.... shaking over here..

 

[Mitziman]

Rectum still counting on a Romo injury, no surprise here.

Mansturbator still beating his self every night with wet dreams of Cowboys being the team of 2014. Not the .500 team the Cowboys really are over the last 6 seasons, no surprise here.

 

[reptec101]

Mansturbator

lol.

 

[Manster7588]

Mansturbator still beating his self every night with wet dreams of Cowboys being the team of 2014. Not the .500 team the Cowboys really are over the last 6 seasons, no surprise here.

.500 is still better than cellar dwelling 80% of the time.

 

[Manster7588]

Mansturbator still beating his self every night with wet dreams of Cowboys being the team of 2014. Not the .500 team the Cowboys really are over the last 6 seasons, no surprise here.

lol.

I'm an admitted old perv, being called a masterbator is not one bit insulting. Back to troll school for you.

 

[UK Cowboy]

Why would I make a bet like this when your offensive line is "rated" best in the league. Stephen Hawkins wheelchair and all could rush for 1500 behind it for Christ sakes.

Here's a fairer bet so lets see if you don't moonwalk slowly away big timer You think Romo is best QB in the East... well maybe he is. I'll bet you an avatar change with the other team logo for 2 months that Cousins will have more yards thrown at end of year. That's the bet. Just yards tossed. Don't matter if the player gets hurt... that's football and this is the bet. It's a fair bet being that your QB is arguably the best in the business. Not gonna make no stupid bet like NCMalco or whatever his name was to be gone for a year... stupid.

No need to bet, I've already exposed you as full of crap. You said we have a Redskins cast off and a rookie at RB, and then you moonwalked like Michael Jackson. You're like a little puppy following around a pit bull yapping at him till the pit bull turns around...and sees you wet yourself

Here's a better bet than QB rating Bud....Cowboys season record vs Skins season record, or Cowboys vs Skins head to head with point differential the tie breaker if they split. Anything you want to bet...No worries here, MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Already imagining your response, MJ...

 

[reptec101]

No need to bet, I've already exposed you as full of crap. You said we have a Redskins cast off and a rookie at RB, and then you moonwalked like Michael Jackson. You're like a little puppy following around a pit bull yapping at him till the pit bull turns around...and sees you wet yourself

Idiot, Im not gonna make a bet that's in your favor... what don't you understand? Yes, you have a Redskin castoff and a rookie, but even they, like Demarco Murray once proved, you don't have to be any good... you just need a big hole to fool everyone you're something your not. I think that fact was established, no?

Listen, you sound like a child with your arms crossed while stomping his foot to the ground crying out "MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS".... dude, you're better than that.

 

[UK Cowboy]

Idiot, Im not gonna make a bet that's in your favor... what don't you understand? Yes, you have a Redskin castoff and a rookie, but even they, like Demarco Murray once proved, you don't have to be any good... you just need a big hole to fool everyone you're something your not. I think that fact was established, no?

Listen, you sound like a child with your arms crossed while stomping his foot to the ground crying out "MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS".... dude, you're better than that.

Cowboys record vs Skins record or Cowboys vs Skins head to head....Or Shut the Fuck up

 

[Manster7588]

Idiot, Im not gonna make a bet that's in your favor... what don't you understand? Yes, you have a Redskin castoff and a rookie, but even they, like Demarco Murray once proved, you don't have to be any good... you just need a big hole to fool everyone you're something your not. I think that fact was established, no?

Listen, you sound like a child with your arms crossed while stomping his foot to the ground crying out "MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOURS".... dude, you're better than that.

Murray was completely misused in Philly, can't count that example. Besides UK already said straight up wins. You missed that completely. Oh that right it's still in UKs favor.

 

[PDay8810]

well look at this...LOL

The troll talks shit non-stop and hesitates taking a bet of best record between the teams. Now if that doesn't scream agenda then I don't know what does.

 

[cowboycolors]

well look at this...LOL

The troll talks shit non-stop and hesitates taking a bet of best record between the teams. Now if that doesn't scream agenda then I don't know what does.

HMMM
NO RESPONSE

I do believe Pday nailed it

 

[Mitziman]

I'm an admitted old perv, being called a masterbator is not one bit insulting. Back to troll school for you.

I’m sure you are a lot of things, but didn’t call you a “masterbator”, not really sure WTF that is?…I called you “Mansturbator”, big difference as it applies to your cowboy fandom. But, thanks for sharing I guess.

Maybe your wife calls you an “old perv” or masturbator? Since obviously you spend more time on line or getting free drinks at the casino than with her…you might want to change that.

 

[Mitziman]

Tomorrow will be 261* days since the Cowboys last won a football game. Wow, that's a long time ago...

 

[Manster7588]

Tomorrow will be 261* days since the Cowboys last won a football game. Wow, that's a long time ago...

So 261 days is the current history were using today? Good to know, it's hard to keep up with the rules as the change daily.

 

[Mitziman]

So 261 days is the current history were using today? Good to know, it's hard to keep up with the rules as the change daily.

Like I said, tomorrow will be 261*. Its all you that keeps changing the "rules". I’ll just continue to post the facts.

You really should just not comment on anything I say, cause it just makes you look, well you know. Oh that’s right, it does increases your post number….congrat u fucking lations Mansturbator on dumbass post 12,530!