Never thought there would ever be a reason to ever post this song anywhere...but still a funny quote to go with it....
"How are you? We are Uptown Girl. We are California's preeminent 1980s Billy Joel cover band."
"Piano Man"!
"What did I just say, man?"
"Start the Fire," buddy!
"Come on, man. Play something from The Stranger!"
"We strictly do '80s Joel music, sir."
"'80s Billy Joel doo-wop sucks!"
"Hey, listen, motherfucker, we only sing '80s Joel! So take your skank hooker wife
and get the fuck out of here!"