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A "Victory in the Bank" - A Radical New Playoff Idea

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I have a better idea, though it is really an old idea that was once used with a modern Twist.

First reduce Season to 80 games, maybe 78.
Get rid of a Point for an OT loss, only give it to SO Losses.
Top 3 in each Division get a Bye
7v10, 8v9 in a 5 game series.

This allows Division winners to get a week off, and play a team that has played hockey for a long time. 2v3.
 

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I have a better idea, though it is really an old idea that was once used with a modern Twist.

First reduce Season to 80 games, maybe 78.
Get rid of a Point for an OT loss, only give it to SO Losses.
Top 3 in each Division get a Bye
7v10, 8v9 in a 5 game series.

This allows Division winners to get a week off, and play a team that has played hockey for a long time. 2v3.

I'm on board if we can work some banked victories into this scenario somehow.
 

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I call this the "Victory in the Bank" system.

The team that finishes first in each conference gets an automatic win that they can apply in the playoffs.

I know I mocked this idea initially, but I now fully support its immediate implementation.
 

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I know I mocked this idea initially, but I now fully support its immediate implementation.
They already used it. Isn't that why the series isn't over yet? ;)
 
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Thanks for the bump eloco, man there is some comedy gold in this thread and it's too bad some of the posters that provided some of the best comedy haven't been heard from in a long time.
 

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I'd like to cash in my VTIB for the Draft Lottery this year. With that extra win, the Wings pick 3rd instead of 9th.
 

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Thanks for the bump eloco, man there is some comedy gold in this thread and it's too bad some of the posters that provided some of the best comedy haven't been heard from in a long time.

For all of those homies in the lockup, for the ones that got better jobs and couldn't fuck around during work hours anymore, for those whose wives were like 'enough is enough,' and for those soldiers we lost to the mother fuckin' Game... but mostly just to those whose wives were like "i have stuff I need you to do today! get off the damn computer!"... pour one out for 'em.

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It was just an idea before it's time. 2012 was too soon.
 

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Once you get past the "this is stupid" remarks we can get down to the more interesting questions like:
Q: Why would someone propose this?
Q: What is wrong with what we have now?
Q: If there is something wrong, how else could this be done better?


Sadly, those questions would never be answered.
 

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Flyers got a win from the Bank of Calgary last night, one of the most charitable organizations in the league.
 

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This thread is like herpes but in the best way possible.
 

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It's more of a 2218 idea...

It will be a great addition to the Intergalactic Space Hockey League.

And no, Canadian teams still haven't won a Cup in 2218. They may have invented the game, but the inhabitants of Zorlos 5 simply learn too quickly.
 

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It will be a great addition to the Intergalactic Space Hockey League.

And no, Canadian teams still haven't won a Cup in 2218. They may have invented the game, but the inhabitants of Zorlos 5 simply learn too quickly.

"Learned"???

Please.

Zorlos 5 have set the game of hockey back 100 years. Any planet that uses recombinant DNA stolen from Freddy The Fog Shero's corpse to clone their coach is despicable enough, but then to replicate the Broad Street Bullies using more stolen DNA is reprehensible. Damned planet didn't "learn" anything, they hatched their success in Petri dishes.

Why or why did Gretzky's family insist on cremation. . .
 
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