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A "Victory in the Bank" - A Radical New Playoff Idea

dash

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We had Doug MacLean. Get in line.

I know you have an alibi :D

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Wait for it. I have a great new radical concept.....
"Draft pick in the bank"

Essentially when your teams' bonehead GM finally gets fired, said team gets a compensatory pick as part of the draft lottery.
I like that idea. We've fired a lot of GMs and the Sabres have done nothing if not hit on all of their draft picks for the last decade.

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Do you think Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake got the idea for "Dick In The Bank" from this thread?

Edit - never mind. Of course they did
 

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does this "victory" in the bank idea... um can it be used for say..... losing? hear me out... can a team use it to get the 1st overall?

asking for a franchise.
 

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does this "victory" in the bank idea... um can it be used for say..... losing? hear me out... can a team use it to get the 1st overall?

asking for a franchise.
If this was possible then maybe we could have avoided killing all of our stars and goalies.
 

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Figured it is a good time to bump this as it seems the Blue Jays might need it.
 

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The automatic win would have to be applied at the beginning of a series, not halfway through. (ie: Phone call to Gary Bettman prior to the start of the series. "Yes, we're using it." or "No, we're saving it." Click.

I just always loved the addition of the "Click" immediately after the statement. Also, does Bettman even know the context here? Is there a special phone used for this situation? Is this the entire phone call? So many questions. So many answers that will never come.

Whatever it lacked in sound ideas, this post made up for in showmanship and hilarious responses.
 

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Maybe one player on each team can use steroids?
 

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Penguins will need at least 10 wins in the bank just to make the playoffs.
 
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