A liar, a cheater and a murderer walk into a bar. Patriots must be in town!

[mcnabb7542]

@ktg8trgrl get in here and say hi!

 

[Rex Racer]

"With my last dying breath, I will honor Myra's legacy." - through the choked sobs as the news camera whir away

Where the fuck have you been, bitch? I've missed you


BTW, please tell me that you're not the person that is being alluded to in the reports that are floating around claiming that Bobby K. is not the biggest name that is involved in this scandal.

 

[ktg8trgrl]

@ktg8trgrl get in here and say hi!

You rang?

 

[mcnabb7542]

You rang?

Hammer walked back in saying you had chained to a bed!

 

[Rex Racer]

You too man. Hope all is well for you (outside of your favorite NFL owner getting caught paying for a prostitute)

She (I think) is a masseuse.

 

[Manster7588]

She (I think) is a masseuse.

That's the lie I tell my wife.

 

[ktg8trgrl]

Hammer walked back in saying you had chained to a bed!

 

[tedman2012]

ole roger will burn those tapes for the pats .

 

[Judge Fudge]

@HammerDown is back....

All is right in the world.

 

[Southieinnc]

Couldn't be better. I never knew it could be this good. Hope the same for you, GBR!

Welcome back. This should be fun.....

 

[NEPatsfan]

"He's innocent" - Pats fans (the same ones who said the same thing about Aaron Hernandez)

So basically no one. Got it.

 

[eaglesnut]

Two Nigerians in MAGA hats walk into a bar...

 

[Kevin12773]

@olympicoscar

 

[HammerDown]

Welcome back. This should be fun.....

How the hell you doing, Southie? You still on Okinawa? I was just in the Yaeyama Islands on Ishigaki diving!

 

[HammerDown]

Yeah, where's that old son of a bitch @sonnyblack65 ? Has he drunk himself into a permanent state of dialysis yet?

 

[Wamu]

 

[Ojb81]

Hammer's back?? Awwwww sheeeeeeeyut!

 

[olympicoscar]

@olympicoscar

Ah, Kevin. Looking fine this weekend. James Garner is very overrated BTW. I never could figure out what others saw in him. It doesn't fit your image. Try Darth Vader.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Ah, Kevin. Looking fine this weekend. James Garner is very overrated BTW. I never could figure out what others saw in him. It doesn't fit your image. Try Darth Vader.

How is it going Oscar???

 

[olympicoscar]

How is it going Oscar???

Oh you know, another weekend. I'll do some reading, some chores, take a few robo calls, a few live spam calls (sir, your computer is giving out error messages. "Fine, my virus is working."), maybe see a movie, eat out for brunch tomorrow, jet to Mozambique to check out my Uranium investment. (No, not the last one).

Definitely watch the Oscars tomorrow. Oscar has to watch the Oscars. Other than that, nothing much.