A liar, a cheater and a murderer walk into a bar. Patriots must be in town!

[HammerDown]

So basically no one. Got it.

There's videos of Pats fans standing outside the jail demanding Hernandez' release.

Literally no other fanbase in the world would do that and yet at this point nothing Pats fans will excuse surprises me anymore.

 

[Manster7588]

How the hell you doing, Southie? You still on Okinawa? I was just in the Yaeyama Islands on Ishigaki diving!

Odd, I thought you were behind bars, if you were how were you allowed to travel out of country?

 

[Judge Fudge]

Oh you know, another weekend. I'll do some reading, some chores, take a few robo calls, a few live spam calls (sir, your computer is giving out error messages. "Fine, my virus is working."), maybe see a movie, eat out for brunch tomorrow, jet to Mozambique to check out my Uranium investment. (No, not the last one).

Definitely watch the Oscars tomorrow. Oscar has to watch the Oscars. Other than that, nothing much.

Special Olympics provincials for Curling. Down 0-2 in a 4 team league. Lost 5-4 after scoring 4 in the final end.

Got spanked by a team that is above my team's skill level but in our division 11-0.

Facing the other 0-2 twice. Once in division and once in bronze game.

Tired as fuck though. Enough to accidentally dump coffee on phone when I went to pass the s & p across the table.

I'll be home in at 6 tomorrow night but Getting the Oscars recorded

 

[HammerDown]

Odd, I thought you were behind bars, if you were how were you allowed to travel out of country?

I testified in court everything I had on the Pats and in exchange the feds gave me amnesty and a suitcase full of cash. I now travel the globe in search of remote tropical islands. In fact, I'm on one now.

 

[dbldwn711]

Yeah, where's that old son of a bitch @sonnyblack65 ? Has he drunk himself into a permanent state of dialysis yet?

We all need goals to strive for!

 

[olympicoscar]

Special Olympics provincials for Curling. Down 0-2 in a 4 team league. Lost 5-4 after scoring 4 in the final end.

Got spanked by a team that is above my team's skill level but in our division 11-0.

Facing the other 0-2 twice. Once in division and once in bronze game.

Tired as fuck though. Enough to accidentally dump coffee on phone when I went to pass the s & p across the table.

I'll be home in at 6 tomorrow night but Getting the Oscars recorded

Good weekend. Everyone must follow their path.

 

[B_dub]

Hammer is back!

 

[PickleRick]

Kind of funny. If you left out "the patriots must be in town" out of the thread title, and instead had it as the begining of the post, i would have laughed my ass off.

 

[HammerDown]

Kind of funny. If you left out "the patriots must be in town" out of the thread title, and instead had it as the begining of the post, i would have laughed my ass off.

Yeah, I totally forgot this thread even existed and for the life of me don't remember starting it. Surely I wasn't "under the influence" back then?

 

[handicappers]

I’m so excited right now

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

HD! My man! Welcome back!

 

[sonnyblack65]

Yeah, where's that old son of a bitch @sonnyblack65 ? Has he drunk himself into a permanent state of dialysis yet?

I'm a six pack away from losing all my organs, I needed to drop weight anyways

 

[sonnyblack65]

@sonnyblack65 will be elated. He went into depression when @HammerDown walked away.

It was because I heard @HammerDown skipped town with the 2 hottest babe Midnight Angel , he and also and Mother Marge

 

[Mondo Jay]

It doesn't fit your image. Try Darth Vader.

Good one.

 

[Southieinnc]

How the hell you doing, Southie? You still on Okinawa? I was just in the Yaeyama Islands on Ishigaki diving!

Just got back. I was in California for 3 years and got a call to come back to my old job. Same desk, same office, same phone #'s.

I wish I'd known you were around, I'd like to have met up with you. Glad to have you back.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Yeah, I totally forgot this thread even existed and for the life of me don't remember starting it. Surely I wasn't "under the influence" back then?

That inpatient rehab apparently worked this time. Did you say hi to Josh Gordon before your release?

 

[HammerDown]

Just got back. I was in California for 3 years and got a call to come back to my old job. Same desk, same office, same phone #'s.

I wish I'd known you were around, I'd like to have met up with you. Glad to have you back.

You ever get around to any of the other islands? I'm heading to the Philippines soon, either Davao or Cebu.

 

[Southieinnc]

You ever get around to any of the other islands? I'm heading to the Philippines soon, either Davao or Cebu.

I have been to many of the Ryukyus. My favorite is Izena. Great for bike riding, camping, fishing, etc.
I have a friend who is nicknamed "Governor" He makes reservations for me and I don't pay shit.....

 

[NEPatsfan]

There's videos of Pats fans standing outside the jail demanding Hernandez' release.

Literally no other fanbase in the world would do that and yet at this point nothing Pats fans will excuse surprises me anymore.

There are a small % of weirdos, and douchebags in ever fanbase, not just New England. They don't represent the entire fanbase no matter how much you want that to be so.

 

[NEhomer]

Lol! At this point these are bare hooks Hammer's tossing into the water and he's still ^^^ getting bites!