A.L. Central Smack 2015

[SlinkyRedfoot]

First intelligent thing you have ever said... now explain to bums this so that I don't have to take up 9 pages on dumb stuff like Pelfrey vs Simon.

The notion of you critiquing anyone's intelligence is a fucking laugh.

It's also funny you're the fucktard that started the whole "no GM would pick Mauer" bit.

 

[Howie115]

I can't believe I even bothered looking at Simon v Pelfrey, I really can't believe it, I fell for it, my bad, I knew I knew better even before looking at the stats. I am an idiot for actually thinking you might be right.

61-81 4.52 era whip 1.42 era+89 SO/w 1.62 k/9 5.1

45-40 4.17 era whip 1.339 era+95 SO/w 2.06 k/9 6.2

You DO realize that Simon was a relief pitcher for all but the last two seasons? As a starter, he went 12-3 with a 2.70 ERA in the first half of 2014. Since that time, he is 16-19 with an ERA approaching 5.00.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You DO realize that Simon was a relief pitcher for all but the last two seasons?

Prior to 2014, Simon had 333 major league innings, a third of which (108) were as a starter.

Either way, he sucks. So does Pelfrey.

Can we stop debating which pile of shit in baseball cleats has better numbers?

 

[Howie115]

Prior to 2014, Simon had 333 major league innings, a third of which (108) were as a starter.

Okay, he did make 16 starts in 2011 as well. Other than that, it was 1 or 2 spot starts until 2014.

Either way, he sucks. So does Pelfrey.

On this, we agree.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

On this, we agree.

Why do you quote posts but take out where they came from?

 

[Howie115]

Hmm... must be doing something wrong in my cut-n-paste. It is not intentional.

 

[Howie115]

Why do you quote posts but take out where they came from?

LOL, I see what I was doing.

Learn something everyday.

 

[MiamiVice]

The notion of you critiquing anyone's intelligence is a fucking laugh.

It's also funny you're the fucktard that started the whole "no GM would pick Mauer" bit.

Fun Fact. Nearly 80% of Ohio has relatives in Kentucky... Which means that at some point in their family tree the branches form circles.

 

[da55bums]

got it Vice, got it - cherry picking is using cumulative information and non cherry picking is using selective information in you way of thinking. Wheither it be baseball players or restaurant inspections. . It makes sense now.

Good Luck

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fun Fact. Nearly 80% of Ohio has relatives in Kentucky... Which means that at some point in their family tree the branches form circles.

Fun fact. All of your "facts" are either incorrect or immaterial.

 

[MiamiVice]

Prior to 2014, Simon had 333 major league innings, a third of which (108) were as a starter.

Either way, he sucks. So does Pelfrey.

Can we stop debating which pile of shit in baseball cleats has better numbers?

What would you rather discuss? I literally have never seen you post anything here that wasn't some type of personal insult or sexual joke. A real brainiac we got here in slinkyredfoot.

 

[MiamiVice]

got it Vice, got it - cherry picking is using cumulative information and non cherry picking is using selective information in you way of thinking. Wheither it be baseball players or restaurant inspections. . It makes sense now.

Good Luck

Ok bums.. because you realized how dumb it was to use career info vs 2015's info.. now you are going to down play it... We know why you used career info.. because it supported your argument.... we know why you didn't use 2015's info... because it didn't.

 

[MiamiVice]

Fun fact. All of your "facts" are either incorrect or immaterial.

Fun fact.... you post less about sports and more about 91 yr old's fucking.. which is odd.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fun fact.... you post less about sports and more about 91 yr old's fucking.. which is odd.

Fun fact. All of your "facts" are either incorrect or immaterial.

 

[MiamiVice]

LOL at bums rating my posts with rainbows.

 

[da55bums]

Ok bums.. because you realized how dumb it was to use career info vs 2015's info.. now you are going to down play it... We know why you used career info.. because it supported your argument.... we know why you didn't use 2015's info... because it didn't.

ok, DougSr, sure using only 1 season is the best way to go...can we get Roger Maris in the HOF now

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What would you rather discuss? I literally have never seen you post anything here that wasn't some type of personal insult or sexual joke. A real brainiac we got here in slinkyredfoot.

No, you literally don't remember the other things because you're a babbling half-wit.

 

[MiamiVice]

ok, DougSr, sure using only 1 season is the best way to go...can we get Roger Maris in the HOF now

AHAHAHAHAH ok bums.. because using career stats when Simon was a relief pitcher most of his career and Pelfrey has never pitched a single inning of relief makes more sense.

 

[MiamiVice]

da55bums can not admit when he is wrong.. its funny.

 

[MiamiVice]

No, you literally don't remember the other things because you're a babbling half-wit.

yeah.. uh... i am going to talk to the adults now.. so you can go back to doing what ever it is that inbred losers in ohio do.