A.L. Central Smack 2015

[MiamiVice]

Seriously Bums... if you had any idea who you were talking to you would probably cry... I know your life story... failed businesses, fired from your management job at cabela's.. lol... Seriously bums.. if my kids ended up like you... i would disown them. But luckily they have my genes and are both well ahead of kids their age.. and will be business mogals... like their dear old dad.

In the years that you have seen me post I went from owning 1 business to owning 6. In the last 8 years what have you done?

 

[MiamiVice]

Detroit Tigers $170m spent to get last place, highest spending ever to finish last. But but the tigers can afford it, they are always major players in FA, they can buy last place, lol.

Detroit Records

Lions 0-16
Tigers 119 losses
Tigers most money spent for a last place finish

records in futility

most money spend on a last place finish? Really? You want to admit thats bullshit or do I have to prove it again and rub your nose in it?

 

[MiamiVice]

Nothing I love more than letting bums shit on the floor with his stupid ass posts and then rub his nose in it... its like training a dog.. eventually it will stop shitting on the floor... at least every dog I had was smart enough to stop at some point.. bums just keeps doing it.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Its really that funny? Verlander has not been on the DL before this year... neither has Cabrera. Vmart will have a year since his knee surgery... Sanchez is the only one with a real injury history... The only player out of that group that is older than 33 is Victor Martinez... its not like they are old. The team actually has one of the youngest lineups in the MLB.

They have plenty of money to sign two above average starters... so really.. what part of that is so funny? I find it funny that a Twins fan is posting something like this... Its not like your team has much in the way of help coming for your rotation... or bullpen... But keep laughing... In fact... keep laughing until your team can make it out of the first round of the playoffs... you will be the life of the party for a long time.

 

[MiamiVice]

and you can see quite clearly Benoit's numbers at 36 and 37 were great

Benoit's number's proved not only my point but that Det screwed the pooch, they guy would have been golden for the Tigers, couldn't afford him at the time or didn't want to spend it on RP, which eventually they spent that type of money on RP anyway. Its not a secret, its listed as one of DD's worst moves as a Tigers GM.

Nathan- great years at 34, 37 a very good year then hit it again at 38, with 43 saves and 1.39 era trever Hoffman also at 38 only lead the majors in Saves and had his highest CY vote place (2nd). Eckersly, Smoltz, Tom Gordon all smoked it in mid 30's. The list could just go on. Thanks for providing those pages as evidence that it was stupid to not resign Benoit. Apparently Detroit thought it would be better to wait til 39-40 for those peak years on Nathan, then cry that DD tried and shocked when it didn't work. I know before Nathan blew up, you thought signing a 39 yr old was a great decision. I already know you have no idea how to judge relievers,

not only Nathan, Eckersly peaked at 37, Trever Hoffman, Rivera did all right...etc...etc but don't mind them

remember this sweet post bumsy?

 

[Iffster]

What round will the Tigers be in? I thought fans of last place teams don't get to watch their team play in October. Oh sure, some of the fans of those last place teams will talk big about what their team COULD have done or what they WILL do next year....but, well....LOL.

 

[MiamiVice]

What round will the Tigers be in? I thought fans of last place teams don't get to watch their team play in October. Oh sure, some of the fans of those last place teams will talk big about what their team COULD have done or what they WILL do next year....but, well....LOL.

Its funny how your posts sound like you are trolling Tigers fans.. yet you list the Tigers as one of your favorites.. huh... interesting stuff.

 

[da55bums]

most money spend on a last place finish? Really? You want to admit thats bullshit or do I have to prove it again and rub your nose in it?

oh, please prove that one

 

[da55bums]

remember this sweet post bumsy?

absolutely, please post where anyone said pitchers in their 40's, I don't see one, plenty of great relievers from 34-38, only DD was dumb enough to think 40 was good.

 

[MiamiVice]

2014 phillies - 180 mil
2013 red sox - 162 mil
2015 red sox (1 game out of last currently and could be in last by the end of the night) - 187 mil


Detroit current payroll... - 161 mil ( not even guaranteed to finish last)

Proved wrong clown... proved total bullshit... like your breath. ahhahahahahaahahah

 

[MiamiVice]

absolutely, please post where anyone said pitchers in their 40's, I don't see one, plenty of great relievers from 34-38, only DD was dumb enough to think 40 was good.

no no no bumsy... you said it was their prime... not plenty of good ones.. there are maybe 30 guys that have pitched into their late 30's well as a reliever... out of thousands of relievers...

 

[MiamiVice]

I really want to hear how he squirms out of the biggest payroll to finish last comment.... oh please... don't make me wait to see your reply!!!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Seriously Bums... if you had any idea who you were talking to you would probably cry... I know your life story... failed businesses, fired from your management job at cabela's.. lol... Seriously bums.. if my kids ended up like you... i would disown them. But luckily they have my genes and are both well ahead of kids their age.. and will be business mogals... like their dear old dad.

In the years that you have seen me post I went from owning 1 business to owning 6. In the last 8 years what have you done?

Lemonade stands aren't really "businesses," you fucking mook.

 

[MiamiVice]

Lemonade stands aren't really "businesses," you fucking mook.

oh jeeze... this guy again....

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

oh jeeze... this guy again....

Yep, the guy that smacked you around the thread so badly you didn't know which way was up. Tigers fans were laughing at you, son.

 

[MiamiVice]

Yep, the guy that smacked you around the thread so badly you didn't know which way was up. Tigers fans were laughing at you, son.

LOL.. you must have a sad life...

A) Your posts are dumb bro... the only thing you slapped around was the marble in your head when you were trying to think of a reply.
B) If you think I could give a shit what people think about me on a internet forum.. you are pretty funny.


I can only image the life you and da55bums must lead... I seriously doubt anyone wants their kids to grow up to be either of you...

 

[da55bums]

Nothing I love more than letting bums shit on the floor with his stupid ass posts and then rub his nose in it... its like training a dog.. eventually it will stop shitting on the floor... at least every dog I had was smart enough to stop at some point.. bums just keeps doing it.

Your so buzy with kids, family, what 6 or 8 businesses, hot Brazilian wife, traveling to other contries etc, somehow you find the time to research Tiger minor leaguers and find the time at all times of day to post in chat rooms. Thanks for your commitment to keep tiger fans informed of whats in that 30th ranked farm system. It's well worth time of any man with a family. Your priorities are definitely inspiring to anyone.

Did you give up cutting hair?

Holy shit, please don't say you have kids, when do you spend time with them, in between posts? Supervised visitations? Did you teach them that lying is ok as long as it makes you look better than you are? You have definately proven through the years that your abusive, great call on having kids. Wow, your solid character traits needed to be passed on.

lol, training dogs, now getting in my wheelhouse, Vice you lead the nation in shit ass (or shit filled) posts, if we include your CBS days (the bylaws say they are accepted). When a dog knows he is doing something intentionally wrong, I just hit the button. My dogs have always been well trained enough that once is all it took. Your more of a hold it type to older method of get shot with salt in the ass type.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

LOL.. you must have a sad life...

A) Your posts are dumb bro... the only thing you slapped around was the marble in your head when you were trying to think of a reply.
B) If you think I could give a shit what people think about me on a internet forum.. you are pretty funny.


I can only image the life you and da55bums must lead... I seriously doubt anyone wants their kids to grow up to be either of you...

Find our previous exchange. Have somebody read and explain it to you.

It's not so much that I think you do or don't care what people say about you, but rather you have no understanding of what's going on around you.

Speaking of offspring, if I had a kid as fucking retarded as you, I'd tie it up in a burlap sack and set it outside to freeze.

Water wings, son, wear 'em.

 

[MiamiVice]

Meanwhile..... The Royals bullpen is blowing a game...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey look! A retard gave me cake! Of course, it's made of Elmer's glue, sand and boogers, and it's got an impression of his soft helmet pressed into it, but it's the thought that counts, right?