A.L. Central Smack 2015

[MiamiVice]

bums wanting no part of the fact he posted bull shit about the tigers having the largest payroll to ever finish last... he even doubled down when I gave him the option to walk away... lol... act like you didn't say it bums.. just act like its not there. ahahahhahahaha

 

[MiamiVice]

bums.. why are you not talking about how good the royals are? Where did all the royals fans go from this thread?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

bums.. why are you not talking about how good the royals are? Where did all the royals fans go from this thread?

On the subject of you having, literally, no fucking clue of what's going on around you, you're a fan of the AL Central basement team vigorously trying to talk shit about a team that's won the division and is 17 games ahead of yours.

I'd ask you what your legion of "employees" think about your Velcro shoes and digital watch, but I'm pretty sure action figures don't have opinions.

 

[MiamiVice]

On the subject of you having, literally, no fucking clue of what's going on around you, you're a fan of the AL Central basement team vigorously trying to talk shit about a team that's won the division and is 17 games ahead of yours.

I'd ask you what your legion of "employees" think about your Velcro shoes and digital watch, but I'm pretty sure action figures don't have opinions.

bums calling in one of his retarded friends to distract from all the bullshit he was crapping on this thread... lol.. its cute that you have a retarded buddy that defends you bums.

 

[Iffster]

Vice, since you are so successful in everything that you have done....I don't see why you can't give more details of what you do and have accomplished. After all, how can a bunch of dumbasses (your word) like us possibly bother someone as well off and set up as you. With you connections, if any of us peons tried to make trouble for you, your lawyers and accountants would crush us. So give us some details on how you've garnered financial and personal success. I'd hate to think that you are just another one of those ''internet millionaires''.

 

[MiamiVice]

Vice, since you are so successful in everything that you have done....I don't see why you can't give more details of what you do and have accomplished. After all, how can a bunch of dumbasses (your word) like us possibly bother someone as well off and set up as you. With you connections, if any of us peons tried to make trouble for you, your lawyers and accountants would crush us. So give us some details on how you've garnered financial and personal success. I'd hate to think that you are just another one of those ''internet millionaires''.

lol iffy.. lol

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

bums calling in one of his retarded friends to distract from all the bullshit he was crapping on this thread... lol.. its cute that you have a retarded buddy that defends you bums.

I don't even know bums, but if I'm retarded, you're high-octane retarded. Possibly retarded-jet-fuel propelled. You make Chris Burke seem with it. I'm expecting you to break into a rousing rendition of "Ob-La-Di" any minute yet still fucking up the lyrics somehow.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

lol iffy.. lol

Try harder, son. You're drowning.

 

[MiamiVice]

I don't even know bums, but if I'm retarded, you're high-octane retarded. Possibly retarded-jet-fuel propelled. You make Chris Burke seem with it. I'm expecting you to break into a rousing rendition of "Ob-La-Di" any minute yet still fucking up the lyrics somehow.

Sounds totally like something someone from Ohio would have in his daily vocabulary repertoire.

 

[MiamiVice]

Try harder, son. You're drowning.

oh yes.. i am drowning.. someone call a life guard hahahaahahahah

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tigers bullpen has the Rangers on lockdown, huh MiamiHalf-Wit?

 

[MiamiVice]

Tigers bullpen has the Rangers on lockdown, huh MiamiHalf-Wit?

who cares... if the tigers win at this point it is actually worse for them in the long run...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sounds totally like something someone from Ohio would have in his daily vocabulary repertoire.

More of your "I know you are but what am I" retorts.

I honestly am starting to feel badly for punting you down like this. It's like I'm pushing a kid in a wheelchair down flight after flight of stairs.

 

[MiamiVice]

Tigers bullpen has the Rangers on lockdown, huh MiamiHalf-Wit?

another real impressive example of use of the English language...

 

[MiamiVice]

More of your "I know you are but what am I" retorts.

I honestly am starting to feel badly for punting you down like this. It's like I'm pushing a kid in a wheelchair down flight after flight of stairs.

i am sure you are a wonderful addition to your community

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

i am sure you are a wonderful addition to your community

Yeah, ok, son. Time to go put on your Batman underoos and go to sleep. Don't worry though, you'll wake up in the morning with a smile and no more understanding of what's happening around you than you have right now.

 

[MiamiVice]

Tigers bullpen has the Rangers on lockdown, huh MiamiHalf-Wit?

Do you even watch or understand baseball? The Tiger's bullpen hasn't allowed a run.. so yeah.. they kinda do have them on lockdown right now.

 

[MiamiVice]

Yeah, ok, son. Time to go put on your Batman underoos and go to sleep. Don't worry though, you'll wake up in the morning with a smile and no more understanding of what's happening around you than you have right now.

you got me... darn it..

 

[MiamiVice]

I like how da55bums left after he was proven wrong.. that is kinda his MO.. he will pop up tomorrow or a few days from now and act like it never happened.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Do you even watch or understand baseball? The Tiger's bullpen hasn't allowed a run.. so yeah.. they kinda do have them on lockdown right now.

I watch it enough to know that it doesn't matter. The Tigers are back to what they know the best, the basement of the NL Central, and losing again tonight.

You know that at some point you're gonna wear right through that soft helmet if you keep slamming your melon against the bricks, don't you?