A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Cleveland Indians drop 5,586th consecutive game to Twins by a score of 96-3

Here's how the author ended the article:

The Indians bullpen is absolutely taxed at this point, though. No starter has lasted more than 3.1 innings in these three games, although Cody Anderson has thrown 4.2 innings of relief. The Indians will reBRIAN DOZIER JUST HIT ANOTHER HOME RUN ARE YOU SERIOUS I'M DONE NOPE I'M OUT HERE'S A CHART GOOD NIGHT.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What about Ernest Byner, Michael Jordan, Jose Mesa and John Elway?

Jose Mesa, yeah. FUCK HIM. Thanks for reminding me, dick cheese.

I give zero fucks about the other three, with the possible exception of Byner. I saw him cry in an interview because he feels so badly about letting the people of Cleveland down. That's counts for something with me, and I wish him kind of well. Like, maybe he can get a handy from a homeless woman with really soft hands.

 

[Good_Code]

All the defending champs have to do to win 95 games like last year is to go 45-11, winning 80% from here on out. No problem, as I see it they just have to score 15 runs a game to outlast the damage the starting pitching is doing. Considering they only seem to score 2 or 3 runs typically they are really going to have to get focused. Royals repeat in 2016! Who's with me?

 

[Voltaire26]

How the hell does a team like the Twins beat the living piss out of a good team like the Indians?

We aren't as bad as our record, but almost 20% of our team wins have come against the mighty Tribe.

And the Tribe has kicked the shit outta us. Who can figure? We just gotta win!!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

All the defending champs have to do to win 95 games like last year is to go 45-11, winning 80% from here on out. No problem, as I see it they just have to score 15 runs a game to outlast the damage the starting pitching is doing. Considering they only seem to score 2 or 3 runs typically they are really going to have to get focused. Royals repeat in 2016! Who's with me?

Doug's twin brother, Dan, is with you. They were separated as toddlers as a genetic study after the duo gnawed off 68% of the lead-based paint that covered their crib. Dan lives in Odessa, Missouri.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

@Bloody Brian Burke

You hear that, Danny? FUCK YOU!

The fuck did I do?

I'm too hungover for this shit fuck you too.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Doug's twin brother, Dan, is with you. They were separated as toddlers as a genetic study after the duo gnawed off 68% of the lead-based paint that covered their crib. Dan lives in Odessa, Missouri.

Calling me out is one thing but saying I'm from Missouri is going too far. Take it back.

 

[Howie115]

Mind you, this is my prediction of what doug will say translated into English.

LOL, yes, you need several misspellings in there if you want it to resemble a doug post.

 

[Howie115]

And the Tribe has kicked the shit outta us. Who can figure? We just gotta win!!

Definitely gotta reverse that if the Tigers are still in it in mid-September. We play two more series with the Indians, both during the last two weeks of the season.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah.

Indians lead the Twins 1-0.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

For now.

 

[Good_Code]

I have lots of relatives near Odessa, in Concordia, Lexington, Warrensburg, Higginsville.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

For now.

Twins' arms must be tired from all those hits the past few days...

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Fucking Mauer.... gets doubled off 1st to end a threat.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have lots of relatives near Odessa, in Concordia, Lexington, Warrensburg, Higginsville.

Ask them if they know Danplayer.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Fucking Mauer.... gets doubled off 1st to end a threat.

Yeah how did that happen? Bases were loaded lol.

My game tracker said Kepler lined out to center. Feel like that shouldn't be possible.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Yeah how did that happen? Bases were loaded lol.

My game tracker said Kepler lined out to center. Feel like that shouldn't be possible.

Probably didn't think that a play was going to be made on him?

 

[Howie115]

4-0 Cleveland now. Looking like Minny will have to score 10+ for the fourth straight game to get a sweep.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Probably didn't think that a play was going to be made on him?

Great to see another pitcher we add instantly sucks.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Fucking Mauer with ANOTHER base running gaffe. That's 3 today.