MLB Daily Thread: 8/18/2017: The Sox didnt play, so there was no baseball

[Rock Strongo]

Whatever "IT" is

Bortles just doesnt look like he has "IT"

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"no daddy, NOOO!"

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You should duct tape a butt plug in her mouth when she comes over. At least, that's what a reasonable person would do. . .

 

[PolarVortex]

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"no daddy, NOOO!"

 

[Rock Strongo]

bortles reminds me of the QB from mr deeds, a lot.

 

[Rock Strongo]

you have a dungeon too?

 

[PolarVortex]

bortles reminds me of the QB from mr deeds, a lot.

Bwady reminds me of Jack, on Will and Grace. Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[Rock Strongo]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Sources: Patriots fear top pick lost for season

 

[Clayton]

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Sources: Patriots fear top pick lost for season

Were they really expecting a 3rd round rookie to make a huge impact in year 1? Thats pretty uncommon overall.

 

[Clayton]

bortles reminds me of the QB from mr deeds, a lot.

I thought his absolute floor was Tim Tebow coming out. I was pretty high on him but once I saw that Jaguars took him it made me have 2nd thoughts. He looked like he had the IT factor in college but IT factor in college doesn't seem to mean anything.

 

[redseat]

Amazing amazing amazing

How long awful QBs hang around this league

How doesn't Jax sign Kapernick?

A solid roster and the season is over before it starts

they were talking about that very same sceniro on the radio coming back from my meeting. They really should

 

[redseat]

Fournette played in the SEC so they don't need a good QB.

why was he in the press box last night?

 

[Clayton]

why was he in the press box last night?

Obviously as a veteran of high-level play he doesn't need to deal with the mundane busywork that is preseason football.

 

[molsaniceman]

Obviously as a veteran of high-level play he doesn't need to deal with the mundane busywork that is preseason football.

 

[Rock Strongo]

The solar eclipse has South Carolina officials worried about lizard people (really)

 

[navamind]

The solar eclipse has South Carolina officials worried about lizard people (really)

we just have to watch out for mole people

 

[navamind]

Another day, another flash flood watch.

New Jersey 90 Day Precipitation Departures

 

[cerealboi]

Judge with 0-4 with 3 Ks. Needs to work on his golden sombrero.

 

[Rock Strongo]

• Right-hander Bartolo Colon has enjoyed some success with the Twins after a terrible start to the season in Atlanta, and he tells John Shipley of the St. Paul Pioneer Press that he’s open to playing beyond the 2017 season. There was some brief talk of retirement for Colon, but the 44-year-old has turned in a solid 4.21 ERA in 36 1/3 innings with the Twins (albeit with more concerning peripheral metrics). Colon also tells Shipley that a phone call from former Angels teammate Ervin Santana may have been the tipping point in Colon signing with the Twins. The Mets were also pursuing a reunion with Colon, but the veteran righty said some urging from Santana, the Twins superior place in the standings and the opportunity to serve as a mentor for a number of young Twins pitchers all appealed to him. “…I thought it’s not only an opportunity for me to pitch, but an opportunity to teach other young players how to pitch and how to be big-leaguers,” said Colon.

 

[redseat]

Obviously as a veteran of high-level play he doesn't need to deal with the mundane busywork that is preseason football.

Yeah he was too busy playing with his two cell phones.... Anyone else catch that?

 

[Vyle203]

Here we go....