MLB Daily Thread: 7.7.15 Brock holt, All star first for MLB. Other baseball happened, discuss it here.

[PolarVortex]

Gotta admit, I like this style of saying something is somewhat true, and then explaining how it's exactly true.

I learned from Rock.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

She looks younger there. I think I prefer her as a MILF. Still wood though, of course.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Gotta admit, I like this style of saying something is somewhat true, and then explaining how it's exactly true.

thats cotton. he eats bark right off the tree.

 

[PolarVortex]

thats cotton. he eats bark right off the tree.

Certain types of trees have bark prone to tumors that, when ingested, can cause hallucinations. If you wash down the bark tumor with Dr pepper, it has a speedball-like affect.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If I remember correctly -- which I'm pretty sure I do -- you took umbrage with me on FN when I said it wasn't smart for the Blue Jays to sign Reyes.

I did.

Because they didn't sign him, they traded for him.

(I drank the Kool Aid. In retrospect the only good thing that came from that trade was Buherle)

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I did.

Because they didn't sign him, they traded for him.

Hahaha. Touche.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I did.

Because they didn't sign him, they traded for him.

(I drank the Kool Aid. In retrospect the only good thing that came from that trade was Buherle)

We discussed it a little while ago, but that guy's a horse. Very possibly the most underrated pitcher over the last 15 or so years.

 

[Rock Strongo]

cotton, you see this?

Math error at the Museum of Science caught by 15-year-old - CBS News

leave it to bawstin (land of rock) to have bad math.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

We discussed it a little while ago, but that guy's a horse. Very possibly the most underrated pitcher over the last 15 or so years.

A friend mentioned how the media morons at the time of the trade did a lot of talking about how the Jays were taking on Buherle's contract as a condition of getting Reyes and it's turned out to be the opposite. He eats his innings and gives the team a chance 9 games out of 10. Worth every penny he makes.

Also have a lot of respect for the guy not causing a shitstorm - his wife stayed back home in MO because his dogs couldn't enter the country and he's been cool about it (at least publicly) despite the fact the team has been hot garbage for his entire time here. If the Jays do continue burning out I hope he gets moved to a real contender for one last shot at a WS.

 

[PolarVortex]

cotton, you see this?

Math error at the Museum of Science caught by 15-year-old - CBS News

leave it to bawstin (land of rock) to have bad math.

Yep. Another Bawstun asterisk.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

his wife stayed back home in MO because his dogs couldn't enter the country

This shit's crazy. My best friend is moving to Australia next month and is spending approximately $7k to get his family's dog over there. All kinds of exams, required special transport, etc, etc.

Meantime, a guy with AIDS, like @Dolemite censored, can go visit anytime they like.

Seems crazy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This shit's crazy. My best friend is moving to Australia next month and is spending approximately $7k to get his family's dog over there. All kinds of exams, required special transport, etc, etc.

Meantime, a guy with AIDS, like @Dolemite censored, can go visit anytime they like.

Seems crazy.

Australia threatened to kill Johnny Depp's poodles or some other pansy dog a few months back for some dumb reason. Odd for a country that has fucking kangaroos punching old ladies and dingoes eating babies and what have you...

 

[Rock Strongo]

This shit's crazy. My best friend is moving to Australia next month and is spending approximately $7k to get his family's dog over there. All kinds of exams, required special transport, etc, etc.

Meantime, a guy with AIDS, like @Dolemite censored, can go visit anytime they like.

Seems crazy.

@Dolemite censored has aids?

great, now i gotta make 28 phone calls...

 

[craigk217]

A friend mentioned how the media morons at the time of the trade did a lot of talking about how the Jays were taking on Buherle's contract as a condition of getting Reyes and it's turned out to be the opposite. He eats his innings and gives the team a chance 9 games out of 10. Worth every penny he makes.

Also have a lot of respect for the guy not causing a shitstorm - his wife stayed back home in MO because his dogs couldn't enter the country and he's been cool about it (at least publicly) despite the fact the team has been hot garbage for his entire time here. If the Jays do continue burning out I hope he gets moved to a real contender for one last shot at a WS.

How come they wouldn't allow his dogs?

 

[craigk217]

Australia threatened to kill Johnny Depp's poodles or some other pansy dog a few months back for some dumb reason. Odd for a country that has fucking kangaroos punching old ladies and dingoes eating babies and what have you...

I heard cuz he had them there 'illegally'? I'm guessing that means he brought them in without express permission and paperwork wasn't filed.

Typical Hollywood entitlement society thing, I'd bet. But I do like Depp.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How come they wouldn't allow his dogs?

Province of Ontario banned pitbulls back in 05. Too many people getting mauled.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I heard cuz he had them there 'illegally'? I'm guessing that means he brought them in without express permission and paperwork wasn't filed.

Typical Hollywood entitlement society thing, I'd bet. But I do like Depp.

I just found it hilarious the uproar a couple of poodles caused. John Oliver did a hilarious piece on it.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Province of Ontario banned pitbulls back in 05. Too many people getting mauled.

ahh, canada...americas funny hat.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

ahh, canada...americas funny hat.

Kinda. I'd just shoot the fucker if it even thought about biting me or mine. I much prefer the Texas way of justice.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Kinda. I'd just shoot the fucker if it even thought about biting me or mine. I much prefer the Texas way of justice.

lol

thats real american, eh?