5 bold predictions for tonight

[Be Weary of Query]

* Roethlisberger will make each of us say "fuck" at least four times

* Mike Wallace will score an 80+ TD

* Jonathan Dwyer will rush for 135+ yards and two TD's. A big chunk of those yards come on an 8 minute plus drive in the 4th quarter against an exhausted defense

* A.J. Green will make us say "wow" two times

* Marvin will have two opportunities (at least) to play for the win. Instead he ops for "winning" field position

I'm a glass half full type of guy apparently...

*Bonus prediction*

Hobspin will have his "gutty, AFC North...'good job, good effort' performance so the fans should take solace in that" template queued up and ready to post within 30 minutes of the final gun.

Who. Dey.

 

[cincygrad]

Hobs already has the article written. It will discuss why 'this is the year' to be 3-4..... There will be at least 3 articles about how Zimmer is going to improve this D during the bye week.

 

[Be Weary of Query]

* Roethlisberger will make each of us say "fuck" at least four times

* Mike Wallace will score an 80+ TD

* Jonathan Dwyer will rush for 135+ yards and two TD's. A big chunk of those yards come on an 8 minute plus drive in the 4th quarter against an exhausted defense

* A.J. Green will make us say "wow" two times

* Marvin will have two opportunities (at least) to play for the win. Instead he ops for "winning" field position

I'm a glass half full type of guy apparently...

*Bonus prediction*

Hobspin will have his "gutty, AFC North...'good job, good effort' performance so the fans should take solace in that" template queued up and ready to post within 30 minutes of the final gun.

Who. Dey.

Aside from Wallace, I wasn't too far off...