4_9_E_R_S!!!!! ESPN Refugee BS Thread

[supreme_clientele81]

Yeah it still works. Watching Blaine Gabbert against Sanchez.

Did you switch it to the Netherlands before you click on NFL gamepass tab?

No did it afterwards. I'll try that

Got it to work thanks fellas

 

[NinerSickness]

This USC walk on caught the ball while hugging the DB:

[YOUTUBE]OkM-P-EM1UM[/YOUTUBE]

 

[NinerSickness]

That JJ Watt "shut you down" commercial is pretty funny for an NFL player thing.

 

[MHSL82]

Pam Oliver Gets Hit by Football (Mr. Irrelevant 2012)

 

[NinerSickness]

Pam Oliver Gets Hit by Football (Mr. Irrelevant 2012)

That was some surprisingly good camera work on a warmup pass by a 3rd sting QB.

 

[MHSL82]

That was some surprisingly good camera work on a warmup pass by a 3rd sting QB.

Conspiracy? They have someone on the sideline better than Oliver and want to replace her... Pam, you have been Kaepernick'd.

 

[NinerSickness]

Hold on...

She said, "Thanks for throwing a football at my head" to the guys in the booth. Was that an intentional prank? Was he trying to "buzz" them or something?

Remember when Steve Young hit Al Davis with a warmup throw? That was pretty funny.

 

[MHSL82]

Ben Affleck Is the New Batman

 

[MHSL82]

Girl: "Am I pretty?"

Boy: "No."

Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"...

Boy:"No."

Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"

Boy: "No."

Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"

Boy: "No."

She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."

(The original story was the guy saying that she wasn't pretty, she was beautiful, he wouldn't cry, he'd die, and other bullshit.)

 

[MHSL82]

"Sorry, I'm just a blunt person".TRANSLATES INTO:"I've been using this excuse to be an asshole for awhile & it works quite well for me".

 

[MHSL82]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Ben Affleck Is the New Batman

I can rest easy tonight...

 

[NinerSickness]

Ben Affleck Is the New Batman

Tell me this is some sick joke please! That Batman franchise was one of the best in recent memory, and they're gonna take a headping crap on it with the worst actor in the history of acting??? Are they friggn' kidding???

 

[MHSL82]

Ben Affleck Is the New Batman

I can rest easy tonight...

Tell me this is some sick joke please! That Batman franchise was one of the best in recent memory, and they're gonna take a headping crap on it with the worst actor in the history of acting??? Are they friggn' kidding???

Sorry, if it makes you feel better and I can lie by saying that that website was mine and I made it all up. Won't save you from the previews and posters, though.

 

[NinerSickness]

Sorry, if it makes you feel better and I can lie by saying that that website was mine and I made it all up. Won't save you from the previews and posters, though.

Those old Batman movies were downright embarrassing. Especially the one with Mr. Freeze (Arnold) & Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman). But the ones with Christian Bale were some of the best movies I've seen. I can't think of a single guy with whom it would have been worse to replace him.

Ben freekin' Affleck! The worst actor in the history of time! They could've just found some random homeless guy in Detroit, and that would've been a better selection.

 

[MHSL82]

Those old Batman movies were downright embarrassing. Especially the one with Mr. Freeze (Arnold) & Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman). But the ones with Christian Bale were some of the best movies I've seen. I can't think of a single guy with whom it would have been worse to replace him.

Ben freekin' Affleck! The worst actor in the history of time! They could've just found some random homeless guy in Detroit, and that would've been a better selection.

I could think of a few, but I get it. I don't want to see a movie with him as Batman... or anything else, for that matter. I don't mind him, but to want to see him act? Nah.

 

[NinerSickness]

I could think of a few,

I'd like to hear 'em because I think Samuel L Jackson could play a more convincing rich, white guy than Ben Affleck.

 

[MHSL82]

I'd like to hear 'em because I think Samuel L Jackson could play a more convincing rich, white guy than Ben Affleck.

As much as I like them, Steve Martin (favorite actor, though not for technically acting), Jerry Seinfeld (favorite comedian), Billy Crystal (would make a good spoof), etc. They could have funny scripts but not Batman.

What am I saying? It's Ben Affleck we're talking about. You got me!

 

[SY8goat]

Those old Batman movies were downright embarrassing. Especially the one with Mr. Freeze (Arnold) & Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman). But the ones with Christian Bale were some of the best movies I've seen. I can't think of a single guy with whom it would have been worse to replace him.

Ben freekin' Affleck! The worst actor in the history of time! They could've just found some random homeless guy in Detroit, and that would've been a better selection.

Ben Affleck would say, "Argo Fuck Yourself."

After Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy, Warner Bros. couldn't just go cast some no-name actor. I would have like to see Joseph Gordon-levitt. Though, I'm interested to see what Affleck makes of this Bruce Wayne/Batman role. I think he'll make a good Bruce Wayne, but Affleck as Batman....I dunno.

 

[NinerSickness]

I would have like to see Joseph Gordon-levitt.

I would've been happier with Rob Schneider, Steven Segal, Whoopi Goldberg (ever seen White chicks? They could pull it off), one of the Olsen twins or even a dead actor like Marlon Brando. They could just digitally splice him into the movie from his other stuff.

Heck they could've even gone round 2 with the fat version of Val Kilmer.