Series Thread: 2024 Olympics thread

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For those curious...

 

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Men's 200m butterfly coming up shortly - Canada has a strong medal contender in this race.

 

[forty_three]

I knew he had a future in broadcasting when he was interviewed by Scott Oake at a Ducks hockey game...

I must admit that I am pretty much over watching that stoned jackass EVERY FUCKING EVENT

 

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BRONZE for Kharun!!

 

[forty_three]

Crazy how quickly Marchand closed on that last turn.

 

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Summer next up in the women's 200m butterfly semi-final.

Edit: Summer punches her ticket to tomorrow's final by winning her semi-final heat.

 

[BGDave]

Crazy how quickly Marchand closed on that last turn.

Brad qualified?

#confused
#wonbyanose?

 

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Brad qualified?

#confused
#wonbyanose?

Marchand started by diving so I can understand the confusion

 

[forty_three]

Brad qualified?

#confused
#wonbyanose?

Brad would be a terrible swimmer. No way that nose will fit in a single lane.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Brad qualified?

#confused
#wonbyanose?

I don't think Dipshitting is an Olympic event... YET!!

 

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I don't think Dipshitting is an Olympic event... YET!!

That happens after a swim in the Seine.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That happens after a swim in the Seine.

or during a swim

 

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Oh Huitema, just hit the net with that header and it's likely 1-0 Canada. Great delivery from Fleming.

 

[forty_three]

Katie Ledecky just obliterated the field in the 1500 Free. Bested her own Olympic record by 5 seconds. Ahead of second place by more than 15.

 

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This is some World Cup caliber time wasting by Colombia.

 

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Back to tennis, Felix and Gaby edged out the American duo of Taylor Fritz and Coco Gauff 7-6 3-6 10-8 to advance to the semi-finals of the mixed doubles tourney. Canada will be playing for a medal in mixed doubles.

 

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Here comes super sub Viens. And Canada scores!!

/Not Viens, but Gilles with the header.

 

[puckhead]

Katie Ledecky just obliterated the field in the 1500 Free. Bested her own Olympic record by 5 seconds. Ahead of second place by more than 15.

 

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Synchro swimming money shot

Spoiler

 

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- Suck it FIFA!!