2020-2021-2022-2023-2024 NFL thread

[puckhead]

fuck dallas

 

[sbb122]

fuck dallas

 

[dash]

fuck dallas

 

[Judge Fudge]

Their is something else in the news.............

I'm not sure what...........................

 

[mattola]

fuck dallas

For.fuck.sakes

 

[Judge Fudge]

Still trying to wrap my head around what happened..........

It's big and it had something to do with a owner as well

 

[mattola]

Still trying to wrap my head around what happened..........

It's big and it had something to do with a owner as well

What are you going on about?

 

[Judge Fudge]

What are you going on about?

Oh this..................

Dan and Tanya Snyder hire firm to explore sale of Commanders

After repeatedly saying he would never consider giving up the football team he rooted for as a child and has owned for more than two decades, Dan Snyder and wife Tanya have taken the first step toward selling the Washington Commanders. The team announced the surprising decision Wednesday that...

ca.sports.yahoo.com

 

[Comeds]

Oh this..................

Dan and Tanya Snyder hire firm to explore sale of Commanders

After repeatedly saying he would never consider giving up the football team he rooted for as a child and has owned for more than two decades, Dan Snyder and wife Tanya have taken the first step toward selling the Washington Commanders. The team announced the surprising decision Wednesday that...

ca.sports.yahoo.com

Lol I'd be amazed if he sold. Just an attention grab

 

[Judge Fudge]

Lol I'd be amazed if he sold. Just an attention grab

Still Big news..........

 

[Comeds]

fuck dallas

In a completely unrelated story, Dallas opponents will not get another holding penalty called against them the rest of the season.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Guy from Toronto used to own the Redskins. Wonder if they could be bought and moved there. Don't seem to be having much luck with a new stadium.

We can even rename East York "RalJon".

 

[sbb122]

 

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Ray Guy made punting cool. RIP Ray.

 

[Comeds]

Ray Guy made punting cool. RIP Ray.

Ray Guy's Thighs was one of my favorite Kim Carnes songs

 

[Comeds]

Im working on a joke about Ray Guy and a coffin corner punt, its not ready yet but its going to be tremendous!

(too soon?)

 

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Ray Guy's Thighs was one of my favorite Kim Carnes songs

His leg was solid gold
His foot was no surprise
And when he kicked the ball
He used his Ray Guy's thighs

 

[Comeds]

His leg was solid gold
His foot was no surprise
And when he kicked the ball
He used his Ray Guy's thighs

Her skirt is very short
H.R.'s sweet surprise
Her office is her court
She's got Ray Guy's thighs
She'll pull a file on you
You won't have time to cry
She'll fire you so slow
She's got Ray Guy's thighs

Her eyes are up here,
There not down there,
And her legs aren't there to please you
She's litigious,
and she knows just what it
Takes to make your career flush
All the boys wonder why,
she's got Ray Guy's thighs

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Put your diamonds up, DC?

 

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Put your diamonds up, DC?

The only reason I would like this (because I'm no fan of Bezos) is that it would stick in the craw of Trump who tried to buy a NFL franchise and they wouldn't let him in the club. Then he started up the USFL which was a flop.

Edit: Didn't Trump quite recently try to buy the Bills?