2018 NBA offseason

[msgkings322]

^^^This^^^

I never liked Kobe and I don't like Lebron.

But I was glad Kobe was was a Laker and I enjoyed all of the titles ands winning.

I still don't like Lebron, likely never will, but I will enjoy any winning and possible titles that the Lakers get while he's on the team.

Who. Fucking. Cares?

See, it's a sports board, none of this matters, but we all say stuff and ask each other stuff all the time.

 

[msgkings322]

How many times does he have to say "I highly doubt it"?

He even wrote doubt in all caps at least once.

We both highly doubt it. He's not gonna change who he is. I was trying seeing how far down the rabbit hole he is. It's a hypothetical, like asking if the '92 Bulls beat the '19 Warriors.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Can I interest anybody in some Cocaine or Heroin?

I'll give the friend discount if you have Hoop cash.

 

[msgkings322]

My money's on you.

After all, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

So like telling everyone over and over how you don't like a player? Like that kind of over and over?

 

[DJ Fieri]

For the Meth heads on here.....I got a new supplier but we haven't finalized negotiations yet.

 

[msgkings322]

As soon as shit hits fan, I'm going to the store to stock up on TP, water, beer, sunflower seeds, beef jerky and condoms.

Yeah you need to wrap your jimmy before you fuck a zombie.

 

[msgkings322]

Can I interest anybody in some Cocaine or Heroin?

I'll give the friend discount if you have Hoop cash.

Man I got you all shook. Seriously, why do you get paid in cash for your job?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Yeah you need to wrap your jimmy before you fuck a zombie.

No shit.

Can you imagine what you could get from a zombie? Much less.....the old Johnson rotting off.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Man I got you all shook. Seriously, why do you get paid in cash for your job?

I don't.

That was the day after I cashed it.

 

[msgkings322]

No shit.

Can you imagine what you could get from a zombie? Much less.....the old Johnson rotting off.

When they give you head, they really give you head. Like their whole head, it's all yours.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Man I got you all shook. Seriously, why do you get paid in cash for your job?

How much blow for that 2,200 Hoop cash?

 

[msgkings322]

I don't.

That was the day after I cashed it.

OK then, I was just messing with you. But now the question is, why do you cash out so much of your paycheck? Don't like earning miles and shit using credit?

 

[msgkings322]

How much blow for that 2,200 Hoop cash?

Man if only v-blow was as fun as the real thing.

 

[wildturkey]

About that 3-way Chi/Orl/Cha trade, Chicago is carving out more cap space. It looks like they might make an offer for restricted free agent Jabari Parker or they've freeing up more room to absorb Melo (plus the assets they get) then buy him out.

The other two teams, I have no idea what they're doing.

 

[Black Adam]

So like telling everyone over and over how you don't like a player? Like that kind of over and over?

difference is i'm not throwing out tiring hypotheticals to see if i can have a tiny shot at changing someone's mind...

 

[msgkings322]

difference is i'm not throwing out tiring hypotheticals to see if i can have a tiny shot at changing someone's mind...

Maybe you should!

 

[Black Adam]

Maybe you should!

ok, gimme a sec...

after careful consideration, i've come to this conclusion...








pass...

apologies. it simply isn't that important to me as it seems to be to you...

'sides, i gotta feed my deranged side and keep my cape clean. it's good for public image...

 

[DJ Fieri]

About that 3-way Chi/Orl/Cha trade, Chicago is carving out more cap space. It looks like they might make an offer for restricted free agent Jabari Parker or they've freeing up more room to absorb Melo (plus the assets they get) then buy him out.

The other two teams, I have no idea what they're doing.

I think they'd be smart to sign Parker.

 

[bksballer89]

With all the stupid moves going on this offseason, I'm glad the Heat didn't do anything

 

[flyerhawk]

With all the stupid moves going on this offseason, I'm glad the Heat didn't do anything

Their cap situation made it really really easy for them to not do anything.