2017 AL CENTRAL DISCUSSION

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My biggest hope for this Baseball Season????

That I find out WHAT numbers doug "crunches" and what does he "crunch" them with?

Doug: Crunching numbers. Nom, nom, nom. . .

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

3x!!!!! Three pete!!!
Justin Verlander girl gets cover of sports illustrated for the third time!!!!!

She's got incredible tits and a cute face. You can see the fat girl inside her waiting to be let out, though. I could see her pulling a Kirstie Ally one of these year.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey @Shaggy, any chance you could sticky this thread and unsticky the 2016 AL Central thread. We filled that bitch up with 15k+ posts.

By the way, you might want to consider bringing @MaimiVice back in to the fold. He's an obnoxious prat and he's stupid, but he thinks he's brilliant, which uniquely qualifies him to be the thread's pop-up punching bag.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

@Shaggy is there anyway to know how many posts Vice contributed to the 2016 thread? How about the five most prolific posters on that thread?

 

[soxfan1468927]

Hey, homos. Pitchers and catchers report this week and this is what you have to talk about?

Must be tough being a Browns fan and Ohio State fan, and watching a former head coach and a Michigan man win their 5th title.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Must be tough being a Browns fan and Ohio State fan, and watching a former head coach and a Michigan man win their 5th title.

Not an NFL fan. Being an Ohio State fan isn't so bad. I won a bunch of dollars on the Patriots - two teasers, Pats + the over, and Pats + the under - so seeing them come back and win was SWEET.

I see you're a Liverpool fan.

Question: What's the toughest thing about being a fan of soccer?

Spoiler: Answer

Telling your parents you're gay.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

In fact, I won even more money on the Pats betting the exact same way when they beat the Seahawks, so I'm cool with all that.

 

[soxfan1468927]

Not an NFL fan. Being an Ohio State fan isn't so bad. I won a bunch of dollars on the Patriots - two teasers, Pats + the over, and Pats + the under - so seeing them come back and win was SWEET.

I see you're a Liverpool fan.

Question: What's the toughest thing about being a fan of soccer?

Spoiler: Answer

Telling your parents you're gay.

Well that's cool you won a bunch of money. And there must be a lot more gay people in the world than I thought. GO REDS!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

And there must be a lot more gay people in the world than I thought.

 

[navamind]

as soon as 2026

 

[black francis]

slinky is right

you guys are fags

 

[black francis]

She's got incredible tits and a cute face. You can see the fat girl inside her waiting to be let out, though. I could see her pulling a Kirstie Ally one of these year.

Sometimes she looks a little Down-ish

I'd fucking r*pe that rack though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sometimes she looks a little Down-ish

I'd fucking r*pe that rack though.

Roar.

 

[Gopherfan84]

I don't have faith in this point of the Twinkees youngsters figuring things out this season.

First blush predictions (with full acknowledgement that I'm likely well off):

Indians 93-69
Tigers 88-74
Royals 80-82
White Sox 70-92
Twins 50-112

 

[bksballer89]

Who is the mod for this board? Pin this thread and unpinned the 2016 thread

@fordman84

 

[Wamu]

Hey, homos. Pitchers and catchers report this week and this is what you have to talk about?

Jim Harbaugh rulz! Shit, wrong thread again.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Flynn falling through a barn and into the 60 man DL seems like a fitting start to the Royals' season so far.

 

[Wamu]

Must be tough being a Browns fan and Ohio State fan, and watching a former head coach and a Michigan man win their 5th title.

Not @ all. Belichick was fired by Art Modell 1 week after it was officially announced he was going to move the team to Baltimore. The Cleveland Browns had nothing to do w/ his firing. Although it does suck to be a Browns fan. And I finally figured out why Clowns owner Jimmy Haslam can't do anything right...




Oh yeah I almost forgot...fuck meeeechegan!!!

 

[broncosmitty]

She's got incredible tits and a cute face. You can see the fat girl inside her waiting to be let out, though. I could see her pulling a Kirstie Ally one of these year.

Soon as she gets that ring.


Fat as hell.

I kinda think she looks like she has Down syndrome tbh. But I'd toss it to 'er.

 

[broncosmitty]

Flynn falling through a barn and into the 60 man DL seems like a fitting start to the Royals' season so far.

Sucks it wasn't a hay barn.