2016-17 NBA Regular Season Thread

[Black Adam]

I'm actually going to Miami this weekend, leaving tomorrow after work, going to be a shit show.

lol ok ok, who do I wire your bail money to...?

 

[WiggyRuss]

PG will be in a Lakers uni soon, and Cousins after that, plus Lonzo and then you got the Snitch and Ingram.

Deng, Mozgov and Clarkson are each signed for 3 more years.

The cap is expected to be about 103M next year.

Those 3 combined make 46M for the next 3 years. Almost HALF of your payroll is tied up in Luol Deng, Timo Mozgov and Jordan Clarkson for the next 3 years.


This offseason? if Paul George was a free agent (which he isnt)- even if he wanted to go to the Lakers they dont have enough room to sign him a max contract.

and going forward- Russell and Randle will be eligible for extensions where their contracts will jump from between 5-8 million a year to between AT LEAST 14-18M a year.

Its just simple math here man.

Magic inherited a clusterfuck.

At least he has that slimeball Pelinka to help him out---

 

[TJL]

lol ok ok, who do I wire your bail money to...?

I've never been to jail

last time I was picked up by a cop was for drunk and disorderly and I ended up talking her down, and she just gave me a ride home, because I"m fucking smooth with the black chicks.


And I've talked myself out of a few DUI's, one was really really really really really bad, I should have went to jail, but the cops let me walk home, good people.

 

[TJL]

Deng, Mozgov and Clarkson are each signed for 3 more years.

The cap is expected to be about 103M next year.

Those 3 combined make 46M for the next 3 years. Almost HALF of your payroll is tied up in Luol Deng, Timo Mozgov and Jordan Clarkson for the next 3 years.


This offseason? if Paul George was a free agent (which he isnt)- even if he wanted to go to the Lakers they dont have enough room to sign him a max contract.

and going forward- Russell and Randle will be eligible for extensions where their contracts will jump from between 5-8 million a year to between AT LEAST 14-18M a year.

Its just simple math here man.

Magic inherited a clusterfuck.

At least he has that slimeball Pelinka to help him out---

Stop writing me novels, I don't give a fuck

 

[Black Adam]

I've never been to jail

last time I was picked up by a cop was for drunk and disorderly and I ended up talking her down, and she just gave me a ride home, because I"m fucking smooth with the black chicks.


And I've talked myself out of a few DUI's, one was really really really really really bad, I should have went to jail, but the cops let me walk home, good people.

lol just fuckin' with ya, man. course i'm guessing you probably already knew that...

 

[WiggyRuss]

Stop writing me novels, I don't give a fuck

most people dont like hearing the details when it totally blows up their argument. Its easy to just whitewash over them.

 

[gordontrue]

Are the Lakers gonna go after the Clippers' FA this summer?

 

[TJL]

most people dont like hearing the details when it totally blows up their argument. Its easy to just whitewash over them.

You were talking to me like I was a Lakers fan, "your payroll"


Fuck you, and fuck the Lakers, and I'll be extremely happy when LeBron's goofy ass either leaves Cleveland or retries and you can go back to being a Oklahoma City fan you bandwagon fucking homo

 

[Black Adam]

Stop writing me novels, I don't give a fuck

i'm not sure why the Lakers need to sign PG to a max deal...

but whatever...

 

[Black Adam]

Are the Lakers gonna go after the Clippers' FA this summer?

all honesty...?

I don't want 'em...

 

[TJL]

@WiggyRuss

I didn't mean that, I had too much coffee today, and my co-worker is stressing me out, I'm legit about to take this motherfucker to suplex city.

I can't be asked to argue with you right now, I don't have time to look shit up.

 

[WiggyRuss]

You were talking to me like I was a Lakers fan, "your payroll"


Fuck you, and fuck the Lakers, and I'll be extremely happy when LeBron's goofy ass either leaves Cleveland or retries and you can go back to being a Oklahoma City fan you bandwagon fucking homo

lol...the more thing change the more they stay the same.

when you are beat- you just revert back to personal insults

reminds me of a portion of a brief our managing partner just wrote quoted from a movie.

"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”

 

[TurnUpTheHeat]

most people dont like hearing the details when it totally blows up their argument. Its easy to just Whiteside over them.

FIFY

 

[TJL]

lol...the more thing change the more they stay the same.

when you are beat- you just revert back to personal insults

reminds me of a portion of a brief our managing partner just wrote quoted from a movie.

"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell”

You're a faggot

 

[Black Adam]

You were talking to me like I was a Lakers fan, "your payroll"


Fuck you, and fuck the Lakers, and I'll be extremely happy when LeBron's goofy ass either leaves Cleveland or retries and you can go back to being a Oklahoma City fan you bandwagon fucking homo

quite honestly it's not as bad imo as Wiggy wants everyone to believe. I mean, it ain't like blowing your roll for one ring or anything...

 

[TJL]

And there's not facts against me, I said people want to play for the Lakers, especially now that Kobe's gone and Magic is there.


You say they're in deep shit and he inherited a mess, we won't know the truth until this off season.

 

[WiggyRuss]

Are the Lakers gonna go after the Clippers' FA this summer?

they dont even have enough cap room to sign one of those guys to a max unless they got rid of a couple guys.

 

[TJL]

quite honestly it's not as bad imo as Wiggy wants everyone to believe. I mean, it ain't like blowing your roll for one ring or anything...

Oh, I heard that LeBron found the fountain of youth and the Cavs are title contenders for the next 5-7 years.

 

[WiggyRuss]

And there's not facts against me, I said people want to play for the Lakers, especially now that Kobe's gone and Magic is there.


You say they're in deep shit and he inherited a mess, we won't know the truth until this off season.

i think thats true to a certain extent- but no matter how persuasive magic is- no one with multiple options is going there until they show they can compete. As currently constructed- i dont see that happening for the near-term future.

especially considering they would need to find takers for a few guys even to open up a max salary slot.

 

[Black Adam]

Oh, I heard that LeBron found the fountain of youth and the Cavs are title contenders for the next 5-7 years.

LMFAO now where would you have heard THAT bullshit...oh wait...