1st place Red Sox brush away hapless Yankees & Arods as old and frail as Jeter

[Kate Upton]

No, his job is to be a baseball player, I'm fairly certain. I've never seen an official MLB job description, so I could be wrong. Maybe he also helps in some other capacity, like working in their file room or making sure all the water coolers are filled before games.

Confirmed: you suck at posting

 

[Kate Upton]

Votto isnt making $20 million a year

• 10 years/$225M (2014-23), plus 2024 club option
  • signed extension with Cincinnati 4/3/12
  • 14:$12M, 15:$14M, 16:$20M, 17:$22M, 18-23:$25M annually, 24:$20M club option ($7M buyout)
  • full no-trade clause
• 3 years/$38M (2011-13)
  • signed extension with Cincinnati 1/17/11
  • $6M signing bonus ($2.5M on signing, $1.5M in 2012, $2M in 2013)
  • 11:$5.5M, 12:$9.5M, 13:$17M
  • award bonuses, including $50,000 for Gold Glove

He will be...starting next season I believe.

No later than 2015

 

[ImSmartherThanYou]

He will be...starting next season I believe.

No later than 2015

The information is right in the post you just quoted.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I'm guessing Joey Votto isn't the gold standard at 1B.

 

[ImSmartherThanYou]

Confirmed: you suck at posting

Can I still try? I'd really like to keep trying.

 

[Kate Upton]

I'm guessing Joey Votto isn't the gold standard at 1B.

Since he tore his meniscus last July?

Fuck no.

 

[cerealboi]

Can I still try? I'd really like to keep trying.

I'll get you back in the good graces - what do you think of Tom Brady?

 

[Kate Upton]

Can I still try? I'd really like to keep trying.

Sure.

Preferably on another thread.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Rule #1

When Rock, Down, Cereal and World all agree, it means your winning. In an Alabama playing Our Lady of Christian Pity type of way

 

[ImSmartherThanYou]

I'll get you back in the good graces - what do you think of Tom Brady?

Who? What sport does he play?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Who? What sport does he play?

"DIE"

 

[Kate Upton]

The last thing we need on these threads is another unfunny dumbass.

Stop humoring him please.

#DumbDown says I claimed that I invenvted hash tags

 

[Rock Strongo]

hash tags was all snoogins

#eatingfistfullsofmayo

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Who? What sport does he play?

We have also been trying to figure that out

Maybe he's really a Lefty

 

[Down38st8]

LMAO

just saw this?


George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue someone who was trapped in an overturned truck, police said today.
Sanford Police Department Capt. Jim McAuliffe told ABC News that Zimmerman "pulled an individual from a truck that had rolled over" at the intersection of a Florida highway last week.

For the love all things, let that be a b_lake he saved....the ensuing shit storm would be unprecedented...

 

[ImSmartherThanYou]

The last thing we need on these threads is another unfunny dumbass.

Stop humoring him please.

#DumbDown says I claimed that I invenvted hash tags

I don't consider myself funny. What if I were to just be a dumbass? Would that fly?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

We have also been trying to figure that out

Maybe he's really a Lefty

If Tom Brady interviewed you on a street, would you recognize him?

 

[ImSmartherThanYou]

We have also been trying to figure that out

Maybe he's really a Lefty

I don't follow.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

If Tom Brady interviewed you on a street, would you recognize him?

Only if he sucked

 

[Rock Strongo]

so, that other site

today its a % breakdown of posters not from boston or boston fans on here today

and apprently, they think i accused them of "systematically counting my posts from last week" when all i laughed at was them actually caring about the number of posts each of us make...now theyre breaking it down by fanbase. i think buccs has an algorithm for this.

theyve gone to plaid

note: this will soo be posted over there. buccs, dont forget to copy and paste this portion too.