(1) Washington Capitals vs. (5) Tampa Bay Lightning - Series Thread

[SuperFlyer13]

To be fair, a penguin lives in cold climates, sooooo.....

and He lives in Hawaii, so he doesn't care! lol.

 

[ritari330]

Wow were did you pop up from?lol. We thought you got lost in the forest and eatin by a witch.. well you have your hands full, the three Caps fans on here can be pretty ruthless,

There are 5 of us thank you very much!

 

[elocomotive]

Wow were did you pop up from?lol. We thought you got lost in the forest and eatin by a witch.. well you have your hands full, the three Caps fans on here can be pretty ruthless,

Good job 46 and Ritari - the first time those words have ever appeared in a sentence together.

Btw, we are about 5 strong with CR and Apache coming on here from time-to-time as well. CR didn't post in the last series though, and said to follow superstition, he may not post in this series as well.

 

[ritari330]

johnytata is kinda a Caps fan, and Clarkson might cheer for us because we knocked the Rags out! So that's kinda 7

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Alright! easy fellas, I don't want no problems until round 3..

 

[apachef4]

Who do I have to kill to get remembered 'round here?

 

[pixburgher66]

I may be cheering for the Caps. I'm warming up to them little by little and seeing St. Louis just pisses me off. Gosh...I hate everyone left in the East. I guess the least hate is in Boston.

 

[elocomotive]

Oh, and....

Nick Backstrom is a complete bag of shit who has underachieved and gotten lazy ever since he got his big, fatty contract. Time for him to go... preferably before this series is over.

TRADE BACKSTROM!

 

[elocomotive]

Who do I have to r*pe to get remembered 'round here?

Somebody clearly didn't see Versus' new ad partner - rapenomore.com

This might have been the local commercial, I just wish I were joking.

 

[apachef4]

Somebody clearly didn't see Versus' new ad partner - rapenomore.com

This might have been the local commercial, I just wish I were joking.

Damn you! I even changed it because I didn't like the way it came off, particularly with the ladies in the thread. And you had to go and memorialize it in quotes.

 

[ritari330]

Oh, and....

Nick Backstrom is a complete bag of shit who has underachieved and gotten lazy ever since he got his big, fatty contract. Time for him to go... preferably before this series is over.

TRADE BACKSTROM!

I have a feeling it only works with Russians....

Either way TRADE SEMIN!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

In Soviet Russia, shit bags you.

 

[elocomotive]

Damn you! I even changed it because I didn't like the way it came off, particularly with the ladies in the thread. And you had to go and memorialize it in quotes.

Sorry. I thought it was really funny. I don't want to be raped, but I do prefer it to being murdered.

You don't have to r*pe anyone, but you do have to blow one of the mods.

 

[apachef4]

Sorry. I thought it was really funny. I don't want to be raped, but I do prefer it to being murdered.

You don't have to r*pe anyone, but you do have to blow one of the mods.

Haha, it's all good. And I think I'll just have to accept my anonymity, then.

 

[ritari330]

I may be cheering for the Caps. I'm warming up to them little by little and seeing St. Louis just pisses me off. Gosh...I hate everyone left in the East. I guess the least hate is in Boston.

Why you hating on St. Louis?

 

[elocomotive]

I have a feeling it only works with Russians....

Either way TRADE SEMIN!

Dude, seriously? Sounds like somebody needs to study up...


Capitals Fan SportsHoopla Posting Guidebook

Chapter 4, Section B, Par.3

"Threats to trade players are a good way to increase the performance of that player. Several factors improve the effectiveness of this tactic:
(1) Descriptions of why the player should be traded and possible trade scenarios - the more realistic, the more effective.
(2) Russian players respond best to this tactic, though other European players respond favorably as well. The tactic has a minimal effect on North American players, unless the threat is specifically to trade the player to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
(3) The possible trading of players should be varied a few times within a season to keep players from thinking it is an empty threat or to reward positive response to the stimulus, like a rat getting the cheese at the end of the maze."

You're slipping, Tyler.

 

[elocomotive]

Haha, it's all good. And I think I'll just have to accept my anonymity, then.

Just keep posting!! We need more Caps' regulars on these boards and people will get to know you.

Also, I notice on your SportsHoopla posting checklist you still have not called a Flyers or Pens fan a bitch and you haven't had a mod remove a nip slip picture yet. You're so close....

 

[ritari330]

Dude, seriously? Sounds like somebody needs to study up...


Capitals Fan SportsHoopla Posting Guidebook

Chapter 4, Section B, Par.3

"Threats to trade players are a good way to increase the performance of that player. Several factors improve the effectiveness of this tactic:
(1) Descriptions of why the player should be traded and possible trade scenarios - the more realistic, the more effective.
(2) Russian players respond best to this tactic, though other European players respond favorably as well. The tactic has a minimal effect on North American players, unless the threat is specifically to trade the player to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
(3) The possible trading of players should be varied a few times within a season to keep players from thinking it is an empty threat or to reward positive response to the stimulus, like a rat getting the cheese at the end of the maze."

You're slipping, Tyler.

Ah, how could I forget

 

[elocomotive]

Ah, how could I forget

If you weren't North American, I'd threaten to trade you to HF Boards to boost your memory.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

SEC rivalries are the best!!!

Auburn-Alabama
Florida-Geor....

Wait a minute.....