Are All Michigan Fans Retarded?

[umichgradfan]

Many of the people I grew up around had parents who were rocket scientists.

I'm guessing those parents didn't graduate from an Alabama university.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Wait a minute, Texas & Baylor are in the BigTen?

 

[RP-29]

My wife is a UM fan. Yeah, she's pretty retarded. ...But she sucks a mean dick and makes a tasty sammich, so who gives a flunk?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

My wife is a UM fan. Yeah, she's pretty retarded. ...But she sucks a mean dick and makes a tasty sammich, so who gives a flunk?

I'll say!

I mean...

 

[williewilliejuan]

My wife is a UM fan. Yeah, she's pretty retarded. ...But she sucks a mean dick and makes a tasty sammich, so who gives a flunk?

That's actually what most of their fans/grads are known for.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

That's actually what most of their fans/grads are known for.

woooOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[RobBase]

Just the liberal ones.

Exhibit A

This Girl Claimed A Trump Fan Cut Her Face. She Made It Up.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to CUT YOUR OWN FACE OVER THE ELECTION?

 

[4down20]

I'm guessing those parents didn't graduate from an Alabama university.

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

 

[ellupo]

Exhibit A

This Girl Claimed A Trump Fan Cut Her Face. She Made It Up.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to CUT YOUR OWN FACE OVER THE ELECTION?

The liberal ones are what 95% of MI fans.

 

[RobBase]

The liberal ones are what 95% of MI fans.

I think its more like 65-75%. 90% on campus maybe. Its annoying. But weve always been a blue state. That's changing now though.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

Never have put much stock in the "our university is ranked #XX in the US!" because when you get right down to it, they're all institutions of higher education. Any differences are pretty negligible.

Public schools, sure. Go ahead and make fun of the south's overall SAT scores. Universities? Not the same thing.

 

[RobBase]

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

Idk why stuck up fans can't just have fun with these threads. Obviously MI, BAMA, TOSU etc all bad ass schools.

 

[trojanfan12]

Wait a minute, Texas & Baylor are in the BigTen?

Conference realignment en sech.

 

[7Samurai13]

Idk why stuck up fans can't just have fun with these threads. Obviously MI, BAMA, TOSU etc all bad ass schools.

But everyone must know and agree that Michigan is the most bad assiest.
-MnB

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

I think we may have Saginaw too, but what do I know, I thought Michigan state was going to respectable last season.

Yeah. Saginaw is probably an MSU lean. And I don't think you were alone in the MSU thoughts last year. This year coming up though could be much of the same unfortunately.

 

[TrustMeIamRight]

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

Alabama ranks 105th in engineering programs for Public Universities. To be top 10% -- they'd have to be in the top 20.

https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rankings/engineering-doctorate

Let's be honest -- Alabama is the pinnacle for college football right now, but they will never be known as an academic destination.

 

[umichgradfan]

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

To be clear, I didn't say that "such a school can't teach that kind of stuff."

 

[umichgradfan]

Never asked.

But:

Alabama is ranked in the top10% for engineering.

54th overall for aerospace.

And overall, you are pretty retarded if you think such a school can't teach that kind of stuff. Which is why this thread is for you.

FYI. . .

Michigan is ranked #4 for aerospace engineering, and a total of 4 B1G schools are ranked in the top ten. See https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-engineering-schools/aerospace-rankings.

Alabama is ranked #57 (2015) in aerospace engineering.

Michigan is ranked #6 for engineering in general, and 3 B1G schools are ranked in the top ten. See https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-engineering-schools/eng-rankings.

Alabama ranks #105 in engineering in general.

 

[4down20]

Alabama ranks 105th in engineering programs for Public Universities. To be top 10% -- they'd have to be in the top 20.

https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/rankings/engineering-doctorate

Let's be honest -- Alabama is the pinnacle for college football right now, but they will never be known as an academic destination.

The University of Alabama - Aerospace Ranking 2015

Biology Programs - ranked top 10% in USA
Chemistry Programs - ranked top 10% in USA
Engineering Programs - ranked top 10% in USA
Environmental Programs - ranked top 15% in USA
Mathematics Programs - ranked top 10% in USA

 

[4down20]

To be clear, I didn't say that "such a school can't teach that kind of stuff."

Oh, so your original post was bullshit when you suggested the rocket scientists didn't go to Alabama.




































We already knew.