Best pick-up lines that you have used?

[mcnabb7542]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first!

 

[RTRdian]

This was used at a bar I worked at

Guy, I want something to eat

Girl, you should try some of what my mom made

Guy, what did your mom make?

Girl, Me

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hi I played for Ohio state in the fiesta bowl


Or is that how not to score

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

That would work for the right audience. I remember from my high school/college days, nerd girls are often repressed and ready to go all "one time, at band camp" on a dude that pays them some attention.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This was used at a bar I worked at

Guy, I want something to eat

Girl, you should try some of what my mom made

Guy, what did your mom make?

Girl, Me

That's #4 on my list of Signs It Would Be Unhealthy To Eat A Particular Pussy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Confidence is the golden ticket boys.

Winner.

 

[RTRdian]

That's #4 on my list of Signs It Would Be Unhealthy To Eat A Particular Pussy.

Kinda the same thing I was thinking about most of the ones in here, I wouldn't touch him.

Best is RDs, I'd of LMAO!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Man, this thread's got me all nostalgic and shit.

Times like these I have to remember the old Simon line; if you took all the girls I knew when I was single, and brought them all together for one night, I know they'd never match my sweet imagination, everything looks worse in black and white.

 

[Bamabino]

 

[B_dub]

"Hey baby. I got you a gift. "
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[USCDoom]

Words? If you need words.......

 

[gandog56]

Hey babay, what's your sign?.................Horny?

 

[Goldbug]

Anyone can walk up to a girl and politely ask her if you can buy her a drink. I used to say this instead: "Hi, can I buy you a house or something?". Makes them laugh every time.

 

[Old Lion]

I don't think you surf....

Pretty sure you have a penis....

And you would be incorrect on both.

I dont know Surfa. If there is anyone who knows about women with a penis its Tigerbait.

 

[7Samurai13]

For a semi serious response

I wish I was a tear, born in your eye, lived on your cheek, died on your lips.

Any girl that goes for a pickup line is not a girl I want.

 

[RobBase]

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

 

[Shanemansj13]

Hi I played for Ohio state in the fiesta bowl


Or is that how not to score

Try harder limp dick

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Try harder limp dick

Are you trying to pick me up Its no wonder y'all cant score you're playing the wrong side of the field

 

[7Samurai13]

Are you trying to pick me up Its no wonder y'all cant score you're playing the wrong side of the field

Maybe he thought you were a sure thing?

 

[Shanemansj13]

Maybe he thought you were a sure thing?

Nothing is a sure thing! Lol