Beaker
Dragon's Bane
First of all, well played. This is some funny shit. I have one of those pieces of paper too!Maybe they should sell worthless pieces of paper and call them "shares" instead.
However, I am not really talking about just the fact that they have a money making marketing gimmick (all teams do), its the way some really annoying Seattle fans (most often the unknowledgeable, fair-weather types) latch on to it as a way to celebrate themselves and use it as "proof" that they are the "bestest" fans in the NFL.
As far as a place for a transplant football fan to live goes, Seattle is pretty good. Seahawks fans, in general, are pleasant. I could do a lot worse. But the 12th man thing gets really annoying.
At the very least, the way businesses use it is the worst. Remember that McDonald's "What is 12?" ad that came on the radio 20 times an hour?