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Jason Pierre-Paul severely injures hand in fireworks accident

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Now Mara is talking to the competition committee about getting all D-Linemen the Giants play this year to have a digit removed in fairness.
 

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So this is a pic of what a hand that has had right index finger ray resection looks like...
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What this means is that the knuckle is removed as well as the whole finger. The purpose is to remove the "gap" that would be left if the knuckle remained.


Wow.
Cool man.

Shades of 3-Finger Brown.

But, 3FB had a stump going on:

three-finger.jpg
 

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Now Mara is talking to the competition committee about getting all D-Linemen the Giants play this year to have a digit removed in fairness.

I rated this funny but I'm afraid Mara could demand this and it will happen.
 

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Now Mara is talking to the competition committee about getting all D-Linemen the Giants play this year to have a digit removed in fairness.

Nat his style. He will wait until after the season is over and strip draft picks for all teams whose linemen had all 10 fingers.
 

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How incredibly dumb! :der:
Even though this injury has left the Bucs short handed, I have to give a hand to the lad for making it this far. Okay, this is going to get out of hand really quick.

:bolt:
 

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Even though this injury has left the Bucs short handed, I have to give a hand to the lad for making it this far. Okay, this is going to get out of hand really quick.

:bolt:


Yea ...and if things do go bad there will be a lot of finger pointing. And once there is bad blood the coaches can't just snap their fingers and everybody will get along.

They will have to do some hand holding to make sure the players patch things up. They will have to set an example that on this team , one hand washes the other.
 

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I guess he's not up for a game of rock, paper, scissors.
 

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meanwhile, at giants OTA's...JPP shows hes ok for the season.

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Black cats, Roman Candles, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, crap flappers, whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chasers.

Which was it?
 

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If nobody gets my joke above I will be seriously disappointed in this board.
 
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