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As tragic as this is, I hope he will become a spokesperson for idiotic non-professional discharge of illegal fireworks by idiots who keep me up all night on july 4th.
Git owf mah dang-ole proptee!!!So you're that guy that calls the fuzz every year.
As tragic as this is, I hope he will become a spokesperson for idiotic non-professional discharge of illegal fireworks by idiots who keep me up all night on july 4th.
Yep, I saw the other thread about that. Beer and fireworks are a bad combo.Did you read about the clown who launched a firework from from the top of his head?
So you're that guy that calls the fuzz every year.
Do cops even show up, when called?
Caller calls 911: "Hello 911, I want to report my neighbor is lighting off fireworks".
911 Dispacthcer: No Shit Lady, your neighbor. their neighbor, and my neighbor are all doing this. Hell the Police Chief is lighting them too.
911 Dispatcher hangs up, and steps outside to watch the fireworks.
Had a cop drop by my neighborhood last night to give us a warning. He seemed like he was there only because he had to be though. Kept going after he left without another word
Yeah, half of the guys who fire them off here are PD or FD.Had a cop drop by my neighborhood last night to give us a warning. He seemed like he was there only because he had to be though. Kept going after he left without another word
Just don't be OVERLY belligerently drunk and the all will be fine.
So you're that guy that calls the fuzz every year.