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Mike Sando, ESPN - commenting on why he places SF in the "desperate for draft pick impact category" this season.


Sando:
" Why they're on the list: The cornerback situation appears dire, All-Pro inside linebacker NaVorro Bowman is out indefinitely and top pass-rusher Aldon Smith might not factor into the team's plans after a series of off-field transgressions. The corners on San Francisco's roster combined to play 1,538 snaps last season, which is 900 fewer than the league average. One of those corners, Chris Culliver, is facing misdemeanor and felony charges in addition to continued rehabilitation from a torn ACL. The legal troubles facing Smith and Culliver have made this a concerning offseason for the 49ers, who were already hurting after losing Bowman during a heartbreaking defeat to Seattle in the NFC Championship Game. The margin for error is slim enough in the NFC West without complicating factors such as these.

Chances for success: Good. The 49ers own six of the top 100 picks in what analysts expect to be one of the stronger drafts of the past decade. Last year, San Francisco leveraged another surplus of draft capital to trade into position for safety Eric Reid. They're in position to make a similar move for a cornerback if that becomes necessary for San Francisco to get an immediate starter. Holding so many early picks gives the 49ers a better shot at seeking insurance for Smith as well. HOWEVER, there is increasing reason to question the team's ability to draft well. The 2012 class is looking like a DISASTER with first-rounder A.J. Jenkins gone and second-rounder LaMichael James on the trading block. The 2011 class had been a source of pride, but that is less the case now that Smith and Culliver are in trouble. "
 

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...HOWEVER, there is increasing reason to question the team's ability to draft well...

And they wondered why I said RS's picks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Theirs even if they have 4x the picks. :laugh3:
 

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:lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol:

Can't count, can't post accurate results, and can't figure out when they are being owned. HARD.

Love it.

Keep up the good work STBR, but you might want to proof read your posts using the 'see spot run' kind of approach to make sure you don't lose him yet again. I think you keep leaving dred way behind.

Here is something I can count. This is the THIRD time I am calling you out to explain your own stupidity because the first explanation made zero sense. Instead, you have hid behind other posters instead of flat out answering. It's time to nut up and answer the question instead of trying to insult. You aren't much good at either.
 

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Here is something I can count. This is the THIRD time I am calling you out to explain your own stupidity because the first explanation made zero sense. Instead, you have hid behind other posters instead of flat out answering. It's time to nut up and answer the question instead of trying to insult. You aren't much good at either.

Or I ignored it because everyone with reasonable reading skills knows you are just being a tard.

If one points out that even late rounders have been so successful that it really sets them apart from everyone else in the league when it comes to the draft, it kind of goes without saying they are excellent up and down their draft board. You really shouldn't need to have someone point out that obvious fact.

I do find it hilarious that you are still hung up on it though. Really does point out just how sllllooooowwww you really are. :laugh3:

But talk about back tracking, when it was pointed out that ALL of your 'facts' were wrong THIS is all you keep going back to. :lol: Talk about time to nut up.

God I love 9'er fans. Especially the 'special' ones.

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Or I ignored it because everyone with reasonable reading skills knows you are just being a tard.

If one points out that even late rounders have been so successful that it really sets them apart from everyone else in the league when it comes to the draft, it kind of goes without saying they are excellent up and down their draft board. You really shouldn't need to have someone point out that obvious fact.

I do find it hilarious that you are still hung up on it though. Really does point out just how sllllooooowwww you really are. :laugh3:

But talk about back tracking, when it was pointed out that ALL of your 'facts' were wrong THIS is all you keep going back to. :lol: Talk about time to nut up.

God I love 9'er fans. Especially the 'special' ones.

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Haha. Much hyperbole I see. So excellence up and down their draft board based on late round picks? Let's try this exercise.

SEA 1st rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Irvin
Carpenter
Okung
Thomas
Curry

Of those 5, two have been Pro Bowlers and one of those Pro Bowlers, Okung has been hurt seemingly more then he has been healthy. Irvin still has yet to justify the 15th overall selection, Curry is TURRIBLE, and Carpenter is a borderline starter at best.

SEA 2nd rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Michael
Wagner
Tate
Unger

Unger's great, Michael hasn't been on the field, Tate was effective but no longer on the team, and you probably think more of Wagner then I do, but it is what it is.

SEA 3rd rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Hill
Wilson
Moffitt
Butler

Wilson is good, too early to tell with Hill, Moffitt tested positive and is now gone, and Butler is nowhere to be found.

These are examples of the exceptional drafting skills on the front end of your draft? The obvious FACT is that you have drafted 1 1/2 impact players in the 1st round in 5 years even though 4 of those 5 picks were in the top 15. Your 2nd round was solid mainly on the shoulders of Unger although its not bad, and your 3rd round is Wilson and nothing else. This is hardly exceptional up and down the draft board.

So once again, considering that the top 100 picks are comprised of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd rounders, why is it that you feel that RS w/ 3 picks is >>>>>>>>>> then the Niners with 6? I have no problem tipping my cap to the Hawks for their late round success, but the way that the Niners have built their team is on the backs of making impact picks in the first 3 rounds. SEA....not so much.
 

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Man, slow people are really slow.

I'll take our 2 over your 6 (It's not 3 over 8 genius :lol:) And I've made it abundantly clear why. You just aren't swift enough to get it I guess.

What you didn't post in your list is the 49'ers own draft history. Wouldn't matter much as it still wouldn't change anyone's mind. I do particularly love the 2011 draft where your 3 picks in the top 100 were Aldon Smith who they now are not going to pick up their option for 2015 (lol), Colin - r*pe'em and run - Kaepernick who many of your own fans want to see sent packing, and Chris Culliver who is facing hit and run and felony possession of brass knuckles charges. I will admit that top 100 draft class of yours does lead the division... in potential felony charges in a draft class. :clap:

Now if you want to look at the rest of your classes under your current GM/HC then by all means do so. I assure you anyone who bothers to read it is fully aware of how retarded you are, but why let that stop you?

Seattle drafts better than you. Seattle has a better QB than you. Seattle has less critical holes to fill than you. Seattle has owned your team the last two years. Seattle is the defending world champions while Kaepernick is still trying to figure out what happened in the NFCCG.

We will once again draft better than you and it won't even be close. It really doesn't matter to any of us if our best player in the draft comes in the 2nd round or the 6th. The fact that we have so many outstanding players that came from the draft and have put this team at the top of football speaks for itself. That they have helped push your team down is just icing on the cake.

As long as you have Kaepernick at QB your team will not win a SB. Deep down you know it. The draft isn't going to change that.

Wonder if you get it yet. Doubt it, but your response is sure to entertain again.
 

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Haha. Much hyperbole I see. So excellence up and down their draft board based on late round picks? Let's try this exercise.

SEA 1st rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Irvin
Carpenter
Okung
Thomas
Curry

Of those 5, two have been Pro Bowlers and one of those Pro Bowlers, Okung has been hurt seemingly more then he has been healthy. Irvin still has yet to justify the 15th overall selection, Curry is TURRIBLE, and Carpenter is a borderline starter at best.

SEA 2nd rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Michael
Wagner
Tate
Unger

Unger's great, Michael hasn't been on the field, Tate was effective but no longer on the team, and you probably think more of Wagner then I do, but it is what it is.

SEA 3rd rd picks the last 5 drafts:
Hill
Wilson
Moffitt
Butler

Wilson is good, too early to tell with Hill, Moffitt tested positive and is now gone, and Butler is nowhere to be found.

These are examples of the exceptional drafting skills on the front end of your draft? The obvious FACT is that you have drafted 1 1/2 impact players in the 1st round in 5 years even though 4 of those 5 picks were in the top 15. Your 2nd round was solid mainly on the shoulders of Unger although its not bad, and your 3rd round is Wilson and nothing else. This is hardly exceptional up and down the draft board.

So once again, considering that the top 100 picks are comprised of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd rounders, why is it that you feel that RS w/ 3 picks is >>>>>>>>>> then the Niners with 6? I have no problem tipping my cap to the Hawks for their late round success, but the way that the Niners have built their team is on the backs of making impact picks in the first 3 rounds. SEA....not so much.

Mmmm lets take a look.

2013

Eric Reid Nice pick

Cornellius Carradine We'll see

Vance McDonald I like Luke Wilson better, but 49ers may feel different.

Corey Lemonier We'll see

Really to early to judge 2013, but I'll give you Reid as a good pick.

2012

A. J. Jenkins This is where I start laughing but your claim .

LaMichael James Heard is was on the trading block. Hasn't really done squat for the 49ers.

49ers didn't have a third round pick. Based on these two, I'd have to say :laugh3:.

2011

Aldon Smith Great talent, but you got to wonder if he's stable. At this point the 49ers aren't to sure, despite his talent, they are going to wait to resign him...or just trade or release him.

Colin Kaepernick Can we put a ? about him. I think so. Another player the 49ers are waiting to resign.

Chris Culliver Never was impressed with him and another head case.

This is the draft 49ers front office hang their hat on and at this point it's starting to look iffy, I think even 49ers fans would agree with that.

2011 is the year Harbaugh/ Baalke front office started, so that should be as far back as we should go. I would hardly say that their 1-3 picks are outstanding at this point or even better then the Seahawks 1-3 picks and we all know that the Seahawks found gems later in the draft, much more so then the 49ers.
 

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I'll add my 2 cents here.



Personally i think Kaepernick is a good QB but just not that sharp and as far his off field stuff i do not care because as i said before he looked liked a sheltered kid entering a tough,no very tough career (His tattoo's and everything is just a facade but half my friends have as much so i will not throw any stones)maybe he will mature more and get some touch on his throw,i dunno but he could and it would help alot.


LaMichael James i said the day he was drafted he will not last 4 years in the NFL,he is just not tough enough imo i don't care how ripped a guy is,some of them are just soft when they get to the NFL and i had him pegged as such.

Lemonier i think will be good imo,i dunno he just has that look that he if he trains and learns he can step it up.


As far as draft picks for the Niners they will hit a few due to this being a very good draft far and away better than last years.

So in the end the Niners will be in contention in our division but either the Rams or Cards could be too,it is that TOUGH of a division.
 

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By the way aside from murder and r*pe i am always kinda ,meh to off field stuff i was in trouble in my 20's more than some of these guys believe me and you have to factor where they come from and being tossed all that money at that age and all the people that want a piece of that shine you have,,,,i bet it's hard to resist all the temptations.

But i will still bash the Niners because,well they are the Niners.
 

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49ers RB Marcus Lattimore ready to begin pro career - CBSSports.com
Lattimore's situation could be improving even more. The 49ers reportedly are shopping 2012 second-round pick LaMichael James, and if the team can find a trade partner, it stands to reason that Lattimore could move into that No. 3 running back slot behind Frank Gore and Kendall Hunter.

Guess one of those stellar top 100 draft picks in recent years isn't working out so well for the 9'ers huh? :whistle:


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