Fucking LOL at the 49ers offseason

[dredinis21]

Sorry, I forgot I have to speak slooooower when addressing 9'er fans...

I'd take 3 players John Schneider drafts over 8 of yours. Many of the hawks late round picks have been nothing short of out-fucking-standing.

Ironic how you feel the need to speak slooooower when addressing Niner fans yet you can't follow the convo.

Bloodtype was addressing picks in the top 100, with the Niners having 8 and the Hawks having something like 3. You then responded with JS/PC>whatever the Niners do. When I asked how do you figure, your response is to attempt to mock my comprehension of what you wrote followed by addressing late round success as the reason why you believe JS/PC would do better with their 3 picks in the first 100.

So to follow your cracked out logic, because a 6th rounder panned out, it somehow fosters arrogance towards picks made 150 players before it? That's illogical and it proves which of us needs help with comprehension.

Let me go ahead and make this easy for you.

Niner picks in the top 100 who have succeeded in the NFL since 2010, when Baalke took over:
Anthony Davis (Pro Bowl)
Mike Iupati (Pro Bowl)
Aldon Smith
Colin Kaepernick
Chris Culliver
Eric Reid (Pro Bowl)
Navarro Bowman (Pro Bowl)
Kendall Hunter
Dan Kilgore

Seahawk pics in the top 100 who have succeeded in the NFL since 2010, for time fairness:
Russell Okung (Pro Bowl)
Earl Thomas (Pro Bowl)
Golden Tate
Walter Thurmond
KJ Wright
Bruce Irvin
Bobby Wagner
Russell Wilson (Pro Bowl)

Somehow I fail to see the need for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when the facts actually state otherwise. You are entitled to your opinion, regardless of how off-base it may be, but when you tie that into attempting to belittle my ability to comprehend your baseless point, you just look like an ass. An uninformed ass at that.

 

[STBR 27]

Ironic how you feel the need to speak slooooower when addressing Niner fans yet you can't follow the convo.

Bloodtype was addressing picks in the top 100, with the Niners having 8 and the Hawks having something like 3. You then responded with JS/PC>whatever the Niners do. When I asked how do you figure, your response is to attempt to mock my comprehension of what you wrote followed by addressing late round success as the reason why you believe JS/PC would do better with their 3 picks in the first 100.

So to follow your cracked out logic, because a 6th rounder panned out, it somehow fosters arrogance towards picks made 150 players before it? That's illogical and it proves which of us needs help with comprehension.

Let me go ahead and make this easy for you.

Niner picks in the top 100 who have succeeded in the NFL since 2010, when Baalke took over:
Anthony Davis (Pro Bowl)
Mike Iupati (Pro Bowl)
Aldon Smith
Colin Kaepernick
Chris Culliver
Eric Reid (Pro Bowl)
Navarro Bowman (Pro Bowl)
Kendall Hunter
Dan Kilgore

Seahawk pics in the top 100 who have succeeded in the NFL since 2010, for time fairness:
Russell Okung (Pro Bowl)
Earl Thomas (Pro Bowl)
Golden Tate
Walter Thurmond
KJ Wright
Bruce Irvin
Bobby Wagner
Russell Wilson (Pro Bowl)

Somehow I fail to see the need for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when the facts actually state otherwise. You are entitled to your opinion, regardless of how off-base it may be, but when you tie that into attempting to belittle my ability to comprehend your baseless point, you just look like an ass. An uninformed ass at that.

Interesting that you would talk about facts in your post. Facts are, Davis has not been to the pro bowl, Kendall Hunter was pick # 115 and Dan Kilgore was pick # 163, so your argument is pretty much a failure.

Also Walter Thurmond was pick # 111, again, not top 100 and he is no longer a Seahawk either.

 

[dredinis21]

Interesting that you would talk about facts in your post. Facts are, Davis has not been to the pro bowl, Kendall Hunter was pick # 115 and Dan Kilgore was pick # 163, so your argument is pretty much a failure.

Also Walter Thurmond was pick # 111, again, not top 100 and he is no longer a Seahawk either.

You are correct, I have no idea why I moved into the 4th and 5th rounds with Hunter and Kilgore. My bad. I believe that Davis was a Pro Bowler the year the Niners went to the SB. Aside from that, calling the argument a failure is hardly the case. If you are worried about whether or not Thurmond is on the team, then I could easily take Tate off the list too. I figured to help your numbers out a bit, I kept them there because they were contributors for your team before being picked up by other teams in FA.

 

[WizardHawk]

Interesting that you would talk about facts in your post. Facts are, Davis has not been to the pro bowl, Kendall Hunter was pick # 115 and Dan Kilgore was pick # 163, so your argument is pretty much a failure.

Also Walter Thurmond was pick # 111, again, not top 100 and he is no longer a Seahawk either.

Remember to speak verrrrrryyyyyy slow to them. Not sure if he will understand all those 'number thingies' or not.

 

[JDM]

Martin could end up a steal if most of this was Incognito's personality disorder sociopath B.S. and dysfunctional front office support for him.

Jury still out with this one.

Gabbert? LOL. The LOB will eat that clown for breakfast.

Nah. Mentally broken is mentally broken. Martin is a bum.

 

[BloodType49]

Sorry, I forgot I have to speak slooooower when addressing 9'er fans...

I'd take 3 players John Schneider drafts over 8 of yours. Many of the hawks late round picks have been nothing short of out-fucking-standing.

Lets take off the Homer glasses for a sec eh ? I think its fair to say both Balke and Schneider have been very successful in their respective drafts to say the gap is the size of the grand canyon is a bit ridiculous.
With that being said 8 picks in the first 100 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3 picks in the first 100.

That's all I'm trying to say.

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Lets take off the Homer glasses for a sec eh ? I think its fair to say both Balke and Schneider have been very successful in their respective drafts to say the gap is the size of the grand canyon is a bit ridiculous.
With that being said 8 picks in the first 100 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3 picks in the first 100.

That's all I'm trying to say.

Well you 8 is a bigger number then 3, so yeah. Of course your roster will end being 53 players so that means your going to be making some tough cuts, unless you package some of those picks.

As for the Seahawks, well they have the normal amount of picks and will have to make due with that. Speaking for myself, I'm not to worried.

 

[MISKO]

oh c'mon harold you have pick envy and you know it

but then again your team needs less picks to stay relevant than his

 

[SonnyCID]

"We have more picks in the upcoming draft, we win!!!"

 

[WizardHawk]

"We have more picks in the upcoming draft, we win!!!"

Wait, most picks doesn't get you a trophy? You sure about that?

 

[RegentDenali]

"We have more picks in the upcoming draft, we win!!!"

They always have to because of their GM. Ol Bustallke

 

[seahawksfan234]

Wait, most picks doesn't get you a trophy? You sure about that?

Nope, just ask Colin Kaepernick. He threw a few picks against Seattle in the NFCCG and it didn't seem to do him any good

 

[dredinis21]

Remember to speak verrrrrryyyyyy slow to them. Not sure if he will understand all those 'number thingies' or not.

While you are speaking verrrrryyyyy slowly, you want to run by your reasoning behind why you think 3 picks with JS/PC is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything the Niners do with 8 picks? You know, other then the complete bullshit answer of late round success somehow equating to top 100 pick success?

Hard to follow logic when there is none to your argument, huh? Maybe try a bit harder with the 'number thingies' you spew out when making your argument as well. Or deflect in the hopes that a stupid statement by you is ignored. You seem to be decent at that.

Let's stay on topic.

 

[STBR 27]

While you are speaking verrrrryyyyy slowly, you want to run by your reasoning behind why you think 3 picks with JS/PC is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything the Niners do with 8 picks? You know, other then the complete bullshit answer of late round success somehow equating to top 100 pick success?

Hard to follow logic when there is none to your argument, huh? Maybe try a bit harder with the 'number thingies' you spew out when making your argument as well. Or deflect in the hopes that a stupid statement by you is ignored. You seem to be decent at that.

Let's stay on topic.

This is why we must speak slowly, because clearly you can't read. I just got to looking at the 49ers picks for the upcoming draft and found out that they really only have 6 picks in the top 100. Why must you lie about stuff that we can search on a little thing called the internet?

SF 49er 2014 draft picks:

1. First round: own - No. 30
2. Second round: Chiefs (Alex Smith trade) - No. 24 (No. 56 overall)
3. Second round: own - No. 29 (No. 61 overall)
4. Third round: Titans (2013 draft trade) - No. 13 (No. 77 overall)
5. Third round: own - No. 30 (No. 94 overall)
6. Third round: Comp for Dashon Goldson FA departure - No. 36 (No. 100 overall)
7. Fourth round: own - No. 29 (No. 129 overall)
8. Fifth round: own - No. 30 (No. 170 overall)
9. Seventh round: Saints (Parys Haralson trade) - No. 27 (No. 242 overall)
10. Seventh round: Panthers (Colin Jones trade) - No. 28 (No. 243 overall)
11. Seventh round: own - No. 30 - (No. 245 overall)

49ers draft picks 2014: NFL comp picks announced, 49ers get 3rd round pick - Niners Nation

 

[BloodType49]

This is why we must speak slowly, because clearly you can't read. I just got to looking at the 49ers picks for the upcoming draft and found out that they really only have 6 picks in the top 100. Why must you lie about stuff that we can search on a little thing called the internet?

SF 49er 2014 draft picks:

1. First round: own - No. 30
2. Second round: Chiefs (Alex Smith trade) - No. 24 (No. 56 overall)
3. Second round: own - No. 29 (No. 61 overall)
4. Third round: Titans (2013 draft trade) - No. 13 (No. 77 overall)
5. Third round: own - No. 30 (No. 94 overall)
6. Third round: Comp for Dashon Goldson FA departure - No. 36 (No. 100 overall)
7. Fourth round: own - No. 29 (No. 129 overall)
8. Fifth round: own - No. 30 (No. 170 overall)
9. Seventh round: Saints (Parys Haralson trade) - No. 27 (No. 242 overall)
10. Seventh round: Panthers (Colin Jones trade) - No. 28 (No. 243 overall)
11. Seventh round: own - No. 30 - (No. 245 overall)

49ers draft picks 2014: NFL comp picks announced, 49ers get 3rd round pick - Niners Nation

I stand corrected 49ers have 6, Hawks have 2

 

[STBR 27]

I stand corrected 49ers have 6, Hawks have 2

Congratulations, finally a 49er fan that can count!!! (or at least use the internet for more than just pron!)

 

[kcden]

Congratulations, finally a 49er fan that can count!!! (or at least use the internet for more than just pron!)

What is this "pron" you speak of?

Where can I get some?

Will it give me an STD?

Does it taste good?

 

[Mr. Tacoma]

What is this "pron" you speak of?

Where can I get some?

Will it give me an STD?

Does it taste good?

If you spell it correctly this site will auto-censor it.

1. All over the interwebs.

2. Yes, it can give you the clap, testicular impetigo and athlete's taint.

3. Yes, Deeeeeeeelicious!

 

[kcden]

If you spell it correctly this site will auto-censor it.

1. All over the interwebs.

2. Yes, it can give you the clap, testicular impetigo and athlete's taint.

3. Yes, Deeeeeeeelicious!

Seriously?

****

EDIT: Well, shit, I guess you're right.

EDIT #2: Uhhh....

 

[WizardHawk]

While you are speaking verrrrryyyyy slowly, you want to run by your reasoning behind why you think 3 picks with JS/PC is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything the Niners do with 8 picks? You know, other then the complete bullshit answer of late round success somehow equating to top 100 pick success?

Hard to follow logic when there is none to your argument, huh? Maybe try a bit harder with the 'number thingies' you spew out when making your argument as well. Or deflect in the hopes that a stupid statement by you is ignored. You seem to be decent at that.

Let's stay on topic.

This is why we must speak slowly, because clearly you can't read. I just got to looking at the 49ers picks for the upcoming draft and found out that they really only have 6 picks in the top 100. Why must you lie about stuff that we can search on a little thing called the internet?

SF 49er 2014 draft picks:

1. First round: own - No. 30
2. Second round: Chiefs (Alex Smith trade) - No. 24 (No. 56 overall)
3. Second round: own - No. 29 (No. 61 overall)
4. Third round: Titans (2013 draft trade) - No. 13 (No. 77 overall)
5. Third round: own - No. 30 (No. 94 overall)
6. Third round: Comp for Dashon Goldson FA departure - No. 36 (No. 100 overall)
7. Fourth round: own - No. 29 (No. 129 overall)
8. Fifth round: own - No. 30 (No. 170 overall)
9. Seventh round: Saints (Parys Haralson trade) - No. 27 (No. 242 overall)
10. Seventh round: Panthers (Colin Jones trade) - No. 28 (No. 243 overall)
11. Seventh round: own - No. 30 - (No. 245 overall)

49ers draft picks 2014: NFL comp picks announced, 49ers get 3rd round pick - Niners Nation

Can't count, can't post accurate results, and can't figure out when they are being owned. HARD.

Love it.

Keep up the good work STBR, but you might want to proof read your posts using the 'see spot run' kind of approach to make sure you don't lose him yet again. I think you keep leaving dred way behind.