tOfficial "Tom Brady & the New England Patriots" Superthread

[sonnyblack65]

Homer, take your sarcasm meter into Emmett's Fix-It Shop for recalibration please.

"He's gonna ban me just because I'm a Pats fan!!!"

I've been banned 10x here because I'm a Pats fan too. Thank goodness Hammer and Kraft are BFF and Billy has him unban me. Plus he's teaching HD some nifty dance moves

 

[sonnyblack65]

We've never seen Rex talking so much shit, which pretty much proves he's scared to death of the Pats this season, as he should be. That arsenal of weapons Brady is surrounded with is other-worldly.

Yep reminds me of Zeus and the Titans. Remember the Titans?

 

[HammerDown]

"wow, the Pats look amazing this year!"

"fuck you, we look terrible." - Pats fans

"wow, the Pats look awful this year!"

"fuck you, we're the best team ever." - Pats fans

 

[Rex Racer]

Rob Gronkowski's return can give New England Patriots the league's top offense - NFL - ESPN

Top-rated offense in the league (how can they NOT be with that arsenal of TEs and 6 WRs), obvious winners in free agency and a draft that bolstered an already formidable DL and OL. Yet the mantra from Pats fans continues.

"Brady needs help."

It'll never stop.

Well there's your problem, ESPN. I don't watch that shit, they're all idjits.

 

[cowboycolors]

I've been banned 10x here because I'm a Pats fan too. Thank goodness Hammer and Kraft are BFF and Billy has him unban me. Plus he's teaching HD some nifty dance moves

Dang I thought Michael just made a phone call for you Sonny

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"wow, the Pats look amazing this year!"

"fuck you, we look terrible." - Pats fans

"wow, the Pats look awful this year!"

"fuck you, we're the best team ever." - Pats fans

Every Fall: Brady has no weapons!
Every January: Brady is so awesome, he took this team of nobodies to a 13-3 record and the playoffs yet again!

 

[HammerDown]

Yep reminds me of Zeus and the Titans. Remember the Titans?

I'm too busy remembering how you guys were screaming about your "elite defense" last season. Then you go and draft for defense and pick up the best CB to ever play the game and already you guys are starting up with the "we need help on defense" excuse.

The Pats will carry 6 WRs on the roster going into Week 1, signed a 6' 8" TE that looks like a Russian prototype and get Gronk back.

"Brady needs a receiver."

 

[sonnyblack65]

Dang I thought Michael just made a phone call for you Sonny

Mikey is still mad at what I had done to his oldest brother Santino, that fugazee was going around using my name and he had to pay the toll. If Kraft didn't come through was gonna call my man Johnny Sacks

 

[sonnyblack65]

Every Fall: Brady has no weapons!
Every January: Brady is so awesome, he took this team of nobodies to a 13-3 record and the playoffs yet again!

About time Canada got with the program, Good day ey btw

 

[cowboycolors]

Mikey is still mad at what I had done to his oldest brother Santino, that fugazee was going around using my name and he had to pay the toll. If Kraft didn't come through was gonna call my man Johnny Sacks

Touche you can slip in and out of that Mobster persona pretty easy Sonny

 

[sonnyblack65]

I'm too busy remembering how you guys were screaming about your "elite defense" last season. Then you go and draft for defense and pick up the best CB to ever play the game and already you guys are starting up with the "we need help on defense" excuse.

The Pats will carry 6 WRs on the roster going into Week 1, signed a 6' 8" TE that looks like a Russian prototype and get Gronk back.

"Brady needs a receiver."

C' mon HD you know better than that, Brady doesn't need anyone. He'd kick a 65 yard FG if they asked him too. See how he pins them deep when he pooch kicks it on a 3rd down. He also has converted on more3rd and 1 and 4th and 1 then all QBs ever combined. Unfortunately he cant scramble cause he has the slowest columbine time ever, He should teach the wallflower Peyton how to do it and not be afraid of contact

 

[cezero]

There's somebody with a birthday tomorrow that Hammer hates even more, I would bet.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Touche you can slip in and out of that Mobster persona pretty easy Sonny

CC what do you mean persona?

 

[cowboycolors]

CC what do you mean persona?

My apologies where do I send the Cannoli's

As a token of my Respect

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

CC what do you mean persona?

He's saying you're as much a made man as I am a canadian, which is to say, 100%

 

[Rex Racer]

I'm too busy remembering how you guys were screaming about your "elite defense" last season. Then you go and draft for defense and pick up the best CB to ever play the game and already you guys are starting up with the "we need help on defense" excuse.

The Pats will carry 6 WRs on the roster going into Week 1, signed a 6' 8" TE that looks like a Russian prototype and get Gronk back.

"Brady needs a receiver."

the D was doin aiight until Wolfork, Kelley and Mayo went down. I think they lost a couple of corners and then there is Talib who has an 80 year old hip.

If NE wins more than 6 games this year I'll be happy

 

[sonnyblack65]

He's saying you're as much a made man as I am a canadian, which is to say, 100%

Ahh grazie grazie Next time we have a sitdown at the Appalachians , Canadian members can drive down with the Buffalo crew

 

[sonnyblack65]

My apologies where do I send the Cannoli's

As a token of my Respect

Thank you Luca Brazie and may your first born be a most masculine one. Now drop the gun and glad you didn't forget the cannolis

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Ahh grazie grazie Next time we have a sitdown at the Appalachians , Canadian members can drive down with the Buffalo crew

We're honored, but those upstate NY gay mafiosi are a rather pungent group.

And anybody who knows me knows, I say that with total respect.

 

[sonnyblack65]

We're honored, but those upstate NY gay mafiosi are a rather pungent group.

And anybody who knows me knows, I say that with total respect.

Yeah I hear ya they dont know what side they on and what team they play for , never mind the odor