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[dash]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hey Jordan! I hear a lot of women giggling behind us. You don't suppose we've split our pants again, do you?

 

[puckhead]

the girls: I'd let Jordan in my Hall

Taylor: lol, I'm about to separate my shoulder.

 

[SLY]

I am never going shopping for women in Edmonton.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I am never going shopping for women in Edmonton.

What don't you like about the two in the jerseys??

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hall: which one of you wants to be my future weather girl?

Eberle: youre outta order dumbass ... its get married, bang weather girl, leave town

 

[SLY]

What don't you like about the two in the jerseys??

Nice.

 

[Comeds]

"Golly lets see if they want to go for a malt or banana split after practice!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

since i went down that road with my post in here

Edm Sun Terry Jones tweeted:

Paging Grande Prairie U of A student re Chris Pronger ... Lost your email.

to which mc79hockey (Colin Campbells buddy) re-tweeted "Huh. Wonder what a Grande Prairie U of A student has to tell @sunterryjones about Chris Pronger?#bastardchild"

lmao

 

[dash]

Eberle: What do you think of the new Octane cheerleaders?
Hall: Let's get back to practice.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

photoshop of the year

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The girls were great fans of the Hardy Boys series when they were youngsters.

 

[blindbaby]

"Golly lets see if they want to go for a malt or banana split after practice!"

Gee, that'd be swell.

 

[dash]

jstew...That is one hilarious photoshop - Is that your handywork?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

jstew...That is one hilarious photoshop - Is that your handywork?

lol fuck no

 

[blindbaby]

Holy fuck, I just noticed MacGuire. I think it's the one time he's the monster.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Eberle: Recall the lessons of Adam Smith. In competition, individual ambition serves the common good. Every man for himself, gentlemen.

Hall: Adam Smith needs revision. If we all go for the hot one, we'll block each other, and not a single one of us will get her. And then the other rink rats will give us the cold shoulder, because no one likes to be second choice. But what if no one goes for the hot one? We don't get in each other's way, and we don't insult the other rink rats. It's the only way to win; it's the only way we all get laid.

 

[Vadered]

Who's trippin' down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody he sees?
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment?
Everyone knows it's TAYLOOOOOR.

 

[dboy97]

I am never going shopping for women in Edmonton.

White jersey = road jersey

 

[mattola]

White jersey = road jersey

not all the time. they do switch it sometimes.