Why couldn't this be the half-time show in SB ?

[Hank Kingsley]

Go back to college marching bands for all I care. I'll be eating & drinking for half time.

I'll be telling my remote "Fast Forward 26 minutes". If I still see halftime tomfoolery I'll jump forward another 4 minutes or so.

 

[msgkings322]

Ya know... If they pulled Freddy Mercury's corpse out of the casket and marionetted him around on stage, I might actually tune in to watch that...

They do holograms now

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Stage set-up would be prohibitive...there wouldn't be enough room on the field for those ghey-looking dancers

As opposed the 76 gey dancers Pitbull has??

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

They should hold a youth flag football championship at halftime every year. Would be great promotion for the sport. NFL FF is an outstanding program. Could rotate teams and age groups every year. I’d watch.

You and ONLY the parents of the kids playing. The game itself is usually bad enough I am not watching a bunch of overweight kids wearing unnecessary gear play flag football

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

As opposed the 76 gey dancers Pitbull has??

Hey, those people train for 6 months! Let them have their twelve minutes

 

[Yo Tee]

Because the core audience of the Super Bowl doesn't even know who the hell those people are.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Hey, those people train for 6 months! Let them have their twelve minutes

I spit up my cheetos when I say that greaser's commercial earlier this year. Nothing is better IMO than watching chubby messicans dancing on their toes in really tacky outfits.

#Meneudo

 

[sonnyblack65]

Because it's not 1987?

Don't tell Handi that, he still sports the hair band hair. He sometimes gets mistaken for one of the NY Dolls

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Because the core audience of the Super Bowl doesn't even know who the hell those people are.

The last two halftimes I watched were: a) when Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry played a couple of Who songs, and 2) when Katy Perry's ta-ta's made an appearance

 

[RP-29]

They do holograms now

I know... ...and if they did a hologram I still wouldn't give the slightest fuq about the halftime show...

...HOWEVER!...

...If they dug his ass up and marionetted around "zombie Freddie"?... ...That sounds like something I might want to pause my halftime defecation to see!...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I spit up my cheetos when I say that greaser's commercial earlier this year. Nothing is better IMO than watching chubby messicans dancing on their toes in really tacky outfits.

#Meneudo

You mean that Boost mobile ad with the Bollywood choreography?

 

[MizzouFalcon]

There's too much greatness there to fit in a 20 minute half time show. You want them to pull the plug right in the middle of "Unskinny Bop" so Joe Buck can go back to rambling about some conversation he had with Andy Reid?

Shit. I forgot Buck was calling the Super Bowl this year.

 

[jarntt]

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Because it isn't 1985

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

You mean that Boost mobile ad with the Bollywood choreography?

Yes, its deeeelightful

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Don't tell Handi that, he still sports the hair band hair. He sometimes gets mistaken for one of the NY Dolls


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Uhh, 6...5...wait a second...

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Shit. I forgot Buck was calling the Super Bowl this year.

He probably did too

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Because it isn't 1985

@williewilliejuan still wears his Tiffany Jean Jacket

 

[williewilliejuan]

Shit. I forgot Buck was calling the Super Bowl this year.

I don’t get the Joe Buck hate. I’d rank Aikman/Buck near the top of announcing teams.

 

[ill]

what kind of dude would rather watch a bunch of old metal heads than Shakira and J Lo in tight outfits?

put it on mute and pull your pud, you loser.