tOfficial UCF superthread

[Rolltide94]

UCFacts

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Ulcerative Colitis is less annoying than UCF.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I've got FAU by a TD and a FG.

 

[ellupo]

Exactly. Could have been a completely didn't story if the game was at Boca too. tOSU doesn't travel like UCF does.

#UCFacts

tOSU has too much self respect to travel like UCF does.

 

[UCFhonors]

Be as specific as possible.

It's better to get the excuses out of the way in the SportsHoopla and start cooking the crow now before things get too heated.

So what does UCF need to do to get an Invite to the Invitational this year?

#UCFacts

 

[HuskerinBig10]

kneepads and clean up towels

 

[Roy Munson]

kneepads and clean up towels

complete lack of gag reflex.

 

[Tin Man]

They need only dress you in UCF-colors adult diaper, goggles, and ear protectors, have you shackled and collared, and led on a chain by large butch lesbians in a Gay Pride parade. Seeing their self-declared superfan presented in such fashion will convince the jaded PTBs to invite UCF to the playoff ball.

 

[ellupo]

Dont schedule FL A&M

 

[TheReal_NU]

Hookers and blow always works.

Or so I hear.

 

[Rolltide94]

Why don't we wait 'til after the next two games, this conversation will be more fun then. Vegas only has you as a touchdown favorite this weekend, so let's see how that goes.

 

[steelerssb]

Centipede control

 

[UCFhonors]

Why don't we wait 'til after the next two games, this conversation will be more fun then. Vegas only has you as a touchdown favorite this weekend, so let's see how that goes.

The problem, you think Stanford is good today, but won't after UCF destroys them.

You're just trying to hedge your dignity.

#UCFacts

 

[7Samurai13]

Pray that every Power conference has every team get 3+ losses.

 

[7Samurai13]

The problem, you think Stanford is good today, but won't after UCF destroys them.

You're just trying to hedge your dignity.

#UCFacts

No one was impressed with Stanford sneaking by a mediocre Northwestern.

 

[NU_FTW]

OP is a retard asking stupid questions.

Here is one on the same level. How do we survive a massive CME directed right at the earth? what should we do when our sun expands into a red giant? How should we protect our bums from alien probes? what happens when pigs fly into plane engines?

 

[fordman84]

I say if UCF goes undefeated and doesn't allow any points scored this year, they will get an invite.

Allow a single point, and all bets are off.

More realistically, UCF needs to go back 5-10 years and schedule a good OOC game and then win that in convincing fashion. Otherwise, not gonna happen. Ask TCU, and then see what TCU did to solve the problem.

 

[7Samurai13]

I say if UCF goes undefeated and doesn't allow any points scored this year, they will get an invite.

Allow a single point, and all bets are off.

More realistically, UCF needs to go back 5-10 years and schedule a good OOC game and then win that in convincing fashion. Otherwise, not gonna happen. Ask TCU, and then see what TCU did to solve the problem.

This. So much this. Dodging the best options in OOC because they think they are some major program and demanding home and homes is what will prevent them from making the playoffs.

 

[Rolltide94]

The problem, you think Stanford is good today, but won't after UCF destroys them.

You're just trying to hedge your dignity.

#UCFacts

Stanford? They just lost their QB, they weren't a playoff contender with him and Bryce Love last year, they sure aren't without both this year. Hell, they aren't a Pac-12 contender. You might beat them, but you won't destroy them, and if you win, they are ranked 5 spots below you...that is what is supposed to happen. Myself, I wouldn't look past FAU if I was you, they aren't the Rattlers...and you aren't Ohio St.

 

[outofyourmind]

This. So much this. Dodging the best options in OOC because they think they are some major program and demanding home and homes is what will prevent them from making the playoffs.

Wait
Are you talking about Boise State 5-10 years ago???

 

[7Samurai13]

Wait
Are you talking about Boise State 5-10 years ago???

And they eventually took the one offs and two for ones.