The offseason stuff thread

[forty_three]

Sergei Bobrovsky, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

 

[forty_three]

Pans sacrificed Vancouver to save themselves.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It does seem like he'd have to dump a salary in order to fit him in.

Think he can get a couple of seconds for JT Miller?

Theres lots of other dump candidates but dubas would be the fool if he didnt call the king of fools about miller lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Theres lots of other dump candidates but dubas would be the fool if he didnt call the king of fools about miller lol

I'm actually kind of hopeful that if they can't grab Myers they double back for Zaitsev.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Thanks Lu for the memories and enjoy retirement

 

[dash]

Pans sacrificed Vancouver to save themselves.

This is more Bettman screwing the Canucks than Bobby Lou screwing the Canucks.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Good work bro

The recapture penalty will have a better season than Eriksson, Sutter, Spooner and Beagle

 

[dash]

Good work bro

The recapture penalty will have a better season than Eriksson, Sutter, Spooner and Beagle

That sounds like a not very good law firm.

 

[naslundfan19]

His actual announcement tweet.

 

[forty_three]

So, speaking of Cap Recapture, here's what each team has to pay if Shea Weber retires based on the year he does so.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/gDa...65/Screen_Shot_2016-06-29_at_5.20.33_PM.0.png

C'Mon Shea. DO IT

 

[mattola]

His actual announcement tweet.

What is our cap penalty ?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

What is our cap penalty ?

3 shmill x 3 years

 

[mattola]

3 shmill x 3 years

For fuck sakes

 

[dash]

For fuck sakes

 

[Judge Fudge]

3 shmill x 3 years

Gawd damnit

 

[puckhead]

By the way, I'm still not entirely confident in the legality of slapping on these recapture penalties after the fact on contracts that were within the rules at the time they were written.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

By the way, I'm still not entirely confident in the legality of slapping on these recapture penalties after the fact on contracts that were within the rules at the time they were written.

Sekeres was saying they could appeal to the league as New Jersey did but thats a no win proposition imo lol

The thing about Florida “convincing” him to retire so they can save on actual cash paid out is kinda questionable. Ltir could have been used here. I wonder if the pans approached the canucks to trade luongo back to the canucks so they could pay him his dollars and ltir him ??? How would the league have liked that to happen lol

 

[Sir Robin Of Camelot]

Oh my...

 

[forty_three]

For fuck sakes

"My contract sucks"

 

[Slimpikins]

Oh my...

That would seriously make me sick