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[Guy Incognito]

2/10, stay on topic, please

So you're going by "steelerssb" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

 

[B_dub]

I just bought a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.

 

[steelerssb]

So you're going by "steelerssb" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Jokes on you, Sarah had the clap

 

[Guy Incognito]

Jokes on you, Sarah had the clap

hey, steelerssb! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft , the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

 

[steelerssb]

hey, steelerssb! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft , the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

Bullshit, my $1000 donation went to BronyHeaven.com

 

[Guy Incognito]

Bullshit, my $1000 donation went to BronyHeaven.com

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[Inquisitor95]

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The then head of state General Sani Abacha,transferred the money through a Lebanese businessman,Chagoury and a Jewish business man,Mark Rissar to bank accounts overseas,Instead,he used PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBERS (PIN) and declared the contents as Bearer Bonds and Treasury Bills. Also the firm issued him with a certificate of deposit of the consignments notes, which I have these information in my custody now.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money deposited by my late father in different Banks and security firms abroad. Some of these banks and security firms willingly gave-/divulge their banking secrets and disclosed to the present civilian administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo,about my family's cash lodgement and monetary transactions with them.

Please my dear,I repose great confidence in you and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you.I have secretly deposited the sum of $30,000,000.00 with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communications.The money is contained in a metal box consignment with Security Deposit Number 009GM.

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1. YOUR NAME
2. POSTAL ADDRESS
3. PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS

Also this transaction demands absolute confidentiality.On no condition must you disclose it to anybody irrespective of your relation with the person.Remember,Loose lips sinks ship.I am looking forward to your urgent and positive response via my email address above.

Best Regards,

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[Bullitt08]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Hint it involves a Racoon.

 

[UCFhonors]

According to the Wiki, UCF has only one national championship.

They've UCFailed to win a title game or round in a team sport since 1978.

UCF Knights - Wikipedia

National championshipEdit
The 1978 women's volleyball team captured UCF's one national team championship. The team won the AIAW Small College Division championship within days of the name change from Florida Technological University to UCF.

You must be not be very good at Wiki. Or reading for that matter.

UCFrom your own link, smh.

"The Knights field 16 varsity teams (6 men's, 9 women's and one co-ed sport) that have won numerous national and conference titles. The Knights football team won five conference championships and one national title in 2017. The Knights women's basketball team won conference titles the 2009 and 2010. The UCF cheerleading team has captured two national titles at the College Cheerleading and Dance Team Nationals, in 2003 and 2007 etc....

#UCFacts

 

[Guy Incognito]

You must be not be very good at Wiki. Or reading for that matter.

UCFrom your own link, smh.

"The Knights field 16 varsity teams (6 men's, 9 women's and one co-ed sport) that have won numerous national and conference titles. The Knights football team won five conference championships and one national title in 2017. The Knights women's basketball team won conference titles the 2009 and 2010. The UCF cheerleading team has captured two national titles at the College Cheerleading and Dance Team Nationals, in 2003 and 2007 etc....

#UCFacts

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

 

[steelerssb]

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A copypasta is a block of text which is copied and pasted across the Internet by individuals through online forums and social networkingwebsites, to the point of becoming spam.[1]

HistoryEdit

The word "copypasta" was first used on Usenet groups in 2006,[2] being added to Urban Dictionary on 20 April 2006[3] and Encyclopedia Dramatica, a satirical internet culture wiki, in September 2006.[4] According to Google Trends, the word "copypasta" was first used around April 2006.[5]

EtymologyEdit

The term "copypasta" is derived from the computer term "copy/paste",[3] and can be traced back to an anonymous 4chan forum from 2006.[1][6]

Notable examplesEdit

Navy SealEdit

The Navy Seal copypasta (also known as the "Marine copypasta", "Internet tough guy copypasta" or "gorilla warfare copypasta")[7] is a lengthy, comically written, aggressive attack paragraph against a "kiddo", written in the voice of the stereotypical "tough guy", listing absurd accomplishments such as having "over 300 confirmed kills" and being "trained in gorilla [sic] warfare". This copypasta is often reposted as a humourous overreaction to an insult and is thought to have originated a post on a 4chan message board from 11 November 2010.[7][8]

Bee MovieEdit

Main article: Bee Movie § Internet popularity

The Bee Movie copypasta dates back to 2013 where users would post the entire script of the Bee Movie onto websites such as Redditand Tumblr.[9] This was popularised around the time where edits of the film were first being posted and popularized on YouTube in late 2016.[10]

ReferencesEdit

^ a b "What is Copypasta? - Definition from Techopedia". Techopedia.com. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "Words We're Watching: 'Copypasta'". Merriam-Webster. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ a b "What does copypasta mean?". Dictionary.com. Retrieved 19 May 2018.^ "Copypasta". Know Your Meme. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ ""copypasta" - Explore". Google Trends. Google. Retrieved 30 December2018.^ Jaquez, Sophia (12 December 2018). "My Favorite CopyPastas". The County Current. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ a b "Navy Seal Copypasta". Know Your Meme. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "What Does Navy Seal copypasta Mean?". Dictionary.com. Archived from the original on 26 October 2018.^ Bergado, Gabe. "How Barry B. Benson Became an Internet A-Lister". Inverse. Retrieved 30 December 2018.^ "The Best Prank on Facebook Right Now Involves the Entire Transcript of Bee Movie". Intelligencer. 2 December 2015. Retrieved 30 December 2018.

See alsoEdit

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[UCFhonors]

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

I have seen lots of posters Deflect from the UCFacts. But this one is by UCFar the biggest deflection.

As they say.

UCFirst they deny.
Then they detract.
Then they come around to the UCFacts.

#UCFacts

 

[Guy Incognito]

I have seen lots of posters Deflect from the UCFacts. But this one is by UCFar the biggest deflection.

As they say.

UCFirst they deny.
Then they detract.
Then they come around to the UCFacts.

#UCFacts

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one

 

[UCFhonors]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one

#UCFacts

 

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just blame Clara if you get caught

 

[Guy Incognito]

#UCFacts

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[UCFhonors]

I just did an entire close reading of every single post in this thread. And one UCFact is clear.......





The UCFact is tshirt bandwagoners are threatened by UCFs success and Rise to Dominance.

#UCFacts

 

[TheReal_NU]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[7Samurai13]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

42

 

[UCFhonors]

just blame Clara if you get caught

I watched that video 6 times.

Can you please where she cheated? Like the exact minute mark, and full detail of what happened and what I'm looking for.

TIA.

#UCFacts