Carson Wentz:Locker Room Problem???

[PhillyGreen]

Carson Wentz must have a bionic dick. Every time I turn around there is some thread about him. How many of your wives/girlfriends did he fuck?

Some of you need to find a hobby.

 

[knowyourenemy]

It could be the case.

My opinion on Wentz isn't formed by people on the interweb or journos though. It's by people who are completely fucking obsessed with Bison football who have interacted with the dude, away from the spotlight.

I mean, I guess in a fishbowl, Wentz does have the same level of an ego in Fargo, North Dakota as the greatest football player of all time who is married to a supermodel.

The fact that your opinion is based on second hand knowledge fed to you by people who have interacted with Wentz is just as meaningless as it coming from a journalist, who also interacts with football players.

What does being married to a super model have to do with anything? Wentz’s wife is better looking, anyway. And Brady was supposedly a dick long before he established himself as the best QB of all time.

 

[skinzfan]

A 3rd round pick?
Wishful thinking. Might have to settle for a few 5s and maybe they throw in a 2020 7th round pick.....

C'mon guys, this isn't rocket science.
Troll harder!!!

As a GM/owner, I'm not spending 35M a year on a QB that's had serious reconstructive knee surgery -- surgery that you can plainly see has caused him to lost his quickness. Maybe throw in a 7th with the third.

 

[Sparhawk]

That's Cancer Wince to you

Much better effort.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Much of what has been said about Wentz has been said about Brady. I haven’t heard you banging the drum that Brady is a dick.

Wrong

 

[Duke of Douchington]

The fact that your opinion is based on second hand knowledge fed to you by people who have interacted with Wentz is just as meaningless as it coming from a journalist, who also interacts with football players.

You can white knight the dude all you want. It won't change my opinion from people who have actually interacted with him after cheering for the dude for more years than he's even been in Philly.

 

[knowyourenemy]

You can white knight the dude all you want. It won't change my opinion from people who have actually interacted with him after cheering for the dude for more years than he's even been in Philly.

Wentz started for 2 seasons at NDSU. He’s started for 3 season in Philadelphia.

All I can say is that those fans are probably butthurt that Wentz has moved on to bigger and better things. They hate him ‘cause they ain’t him, as is the case with most haters and losers.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Wentz started for 2 seasons at NDSU. He’s started for 3 season in Philadelphia.

All I can say is that those fans are probably butthurt that Wentz has moved on to bigger and better things. They hate him ‘cause they ain’t him, as is the case with most haters and losers.

"Started"

And that logic is some mental kung fu to defend the guy. But whatever works for you.

 

[knowyourenemy]

Wrong

Tom Brady's ego and selfishness will kill the Patriots dynasty after he forced the Jimmy Garoppolo trade - NY Daily News

Robert Kraft admits Bill Belichick and Tom Brady need to 'get their egos checked in'

Tom Brady not attending Patriots’ OTAs

Tanguay: Arrogance, thy name is Tom Brady | NBC Sports Boston

 

[knowyourenemy]

"Started"

And that logic is some mental kung fu to defend the guy. But whatever works for you.

I have a black belt in mental kung fu.

You already admitted these guys cheered for Wentz. So I’m guessing they started blasting him after Wentz moved on? Wentz may be a brittle bitch, but you and your acquaintances are bitter bitches.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

I have a black belt in mental kung fu.

You already admitted these guys cheered for Wentz. So I’m guessing they started blasting him after Wentz moved on? Wentz may be a brittle bitch, but you and your acquaintances are bitter bitches.

I'm unsure why people who are hardcore fans of college football would all of a sudden change their opinion on someone, for no reason, simply because they aren't playing college football anymore. That literally makes no sense, but if it helps you, I'll roll with it.

 

[knowyourenemy]

I'm unsure why people who are hardcore fans of college football would all of a sudden change their opinion on someone, for no reason, simply because they aren't playing college football anymore. That literally makes no sense, but if it helps you, I'll roll with it.

Already explained - they are bitter he moved on to bigger and better things. Most people would be happy for him but your friends are bitter and butthurt Bison booster bitches. And it’s rubbed off on you.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

Already explained - they are bitter he moved on to bigger and better things.

So, they are mad because he's "successful" for ten games a year in the NFL?

Intradasting.

 

[knowyourenemy]

So, they are mad because he's "successful" for ten games a year in the NFL?

Intradasting.

I mean, I don’t think they even exist, so if we’re working in the realm of fiction here, I can write whatever story I want to counter yours.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

thats an assumption

This whole circumstance is assumption at this point

 

[Duke of Douchington]

I mean, I don’t think they even exist, so if we’re working in the realm of fiction here, I can write whatever story I want to counter yours.

Sounds good to me. If I had to develop some sort of mental dysphoria to defend the quarterback of my favorite team, I'd probably get that checked out, but hey, live and let live.

As you could tell by saying Brady is a dick, I didn't dispute or even care, but you're pretty balls deep on Carson. That's cool.

 

[knowyourenemy]

Sounds good to me. If I had to develop some sort of mental dysphoria to defend the quarterback of my favorite team, I'd probably get that checked out, but hey, live and let live.

As you could tell by saying Brady is a dick, I didn't dispute or even care, but you're pretty balls deep on Carson. That's cool.

You’re the one who has been going back and forth on Carson with me, making up friends who are NDSU fans that have “interacted” with Wentz.

I think we’re both balls deep. At least he plays for my team. For you? No explanation except that you’re mad he’s a brittle bitch that benches more than you. You haven’t even denied that part, which leads me to believe it is the closest thing to the truth that either of us has said.

 

[Duke of Douchington]

You’re the one who has been going back and forth on Carson with me, making up friends who are NDSU fans that have “interacted” with Wentz.

I think we’re both balls deep. At least he plays for my team. For you? No explanation except that you’re mad he’s a brittle bitch that benches more than you. You haven’t even denied that part, which leads me to believe it is the closest thing to the truth that either of us has said.

Yes, a professional athlete benches more than me and he loves Jesus more than I do too.

I'm not sure how that changes the copious stories of people around town who think he's a dick.

But like I said, wear that #11 jersey with pride when he's performing above mediocre for 10 games a year.

 

[knowyourenemy]

Yes, a professional athlete benches more than me and he loves Jesus more than I do too.

I'm not sure how that changes the copious stories of people around town who think he's a dick.

But like I said, wear that #11 jersey with pride when he's performing above mediocre for 10 games a year.

Copious? First it sounds like a couple people you know. Now it’s tons of people around town? Keep writing that fiction, dude.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

This is getting to a Pats-level weird obsession.

This was called out as a non-story fairly quickly. Any truth there may be doesn't appear to be from the core players (Ertz, Johnson, etc) find a new slant.