If it's found out that Tom Brady has been on steroids his whole career with Alex Guerrero

[NWPATSFAN]

Only reason I’ve got a stinky pussyfoot is that it’s been crammed up @NEPatsfan’s mom all day.

Apparently, the pert plus doesn’t solve that issue on contact.

Pert +
Issue on contact

stop itI can't breath. The creativity is amazing

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Pert +
Issue on contact

stop itI can't breath. The creativity is amazing

I reeled you in with a Bernie Kosar bit, for fuck’s sake.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I reeled you in with a Bernie Kosar bit, for fuck’s sake.

Yes you sure did Kosar, semen, Brady incredible stuff. You had me since that post. Riveting.

So where else can I find you?

HBO?

NETFLIX?

I mean it's one after the other

It's really not fair. Some countries aren't as funny as you.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yes you sure did Kosar, semen, Brady incredible stuff. You had me since that post. Riveting.

So where else can I find you?

HBO?

NETFLIX?

I mean it's one after the other

It's really not fair. Some countries aren't as funny as you.

That green font is so funny, I forgot to laugh.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

That green font is so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Quality at a premium I tell you.

I see what you did there.

You went back to the classics "I forgot to laugh"

When do the "your mama's so fat" jokes start.

I don't want to miss themedge of my seat stuff

 

[dbldwn711]

Quality at a premium I tell you.

I see what you did there.

You went back to the classics "I forgot to laugh"

When do the "your mama's so fat" jokes start.

I don't want to miss themedge of my seat stuff

“Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.”

- stinky pussyfoot

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Good Morning @DirtDirtDirt I see you woke up on that wrong side of the bed again. Don't use up your quota of bs icons before you finish your Metamucil.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Good Morning @DirtDirtDirt I see you woke up on that wrong side of the bed again. Don't use up your quota of bs icons before you finish your Metamucil.

Lol. I do 5 miles before you change your diaper old man

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Lol. I do 5 miles before you change your diaper old man

Taking the subway into work isn't "doing" 5 miles

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Taking the subway into work isn't "doing" 5 miles

That's another 2.5 miles I walk to work.

What times Access A Ride come get ya?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

That's another 2.5 miles I walk to work.

What times Access A Ride come get ya?

Doubt it but hey it's a cool story pops.

You know a little exercise may do wonders for that grumpy ass attitude you wake up with daily.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Doubt it but hey it's a cool story pops.

You know a little exercise may do wonders for that grumpy ass attitude you wake up with daily.

Lol

Dumbass supreme

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Lol

Dumbass supreme

Cranky cranky you really should try some exercise and maybe some stress reduction techniques.

I figured you'd be in a good mood. The Skanks didn't lose any ground last night. Just one game closer to 162.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Cranky cranky you really should try some exercise and maybe some stress reduction techniques.

I figured you'd be in a good mood. The Skanks didn't lose any ground last night. Just one game closer to 162.

I see my diaper comments struck a nerve

I'll stop

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I see my diaper comments struck a nerve

I'll stop

Yankees in second place is really taking it's toll isn't it

Yeah that diaper thing. You're part of slinkyfoots writing team aren't you. That's quality stuff. No wonder you were giving me bs icons on his posts. I just figured he was one of your partners, but no your one of his writers.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Yankees in second place is really taking it's toll isn't it

Yeah that diaper thing. You're part of slinkyfoots writing team aren't you. That's quality stuff. No wonder you were giving me bs icons on his posts. I just figured he was one of your partners, but no your one of his writers.

Lol

I'm flattered when I get BS posts, don't take it so personal

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Lol

I'm flattered when I get BS posts, don't take it so personal

I just find it funny first thing in the morning you just go through and bs/rainbow posts.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I just find it funny first thing in the morning you just go through and bs/rainbow posts.

Not quite as funny as signing in and seeing my name in about 87 of your posts from the night before, which is fine

Just expect some BS ratings

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Are you claiming to have played ball now?

Yes I did. Never past the high school level, but is it just assumed that everyone in this place is an unhealthy, unathletic fat ass?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Da fuq That came out of left field, no pun intended.

Man how many places can Brady reside? He now occupies space in your head as well? We know his primary residence is in @DirtDirtDirt peanut sized brain ever since Hammer tucked tail and ran.

Hey douchebag

Eli Manning and New "Jersey" Giants makes it into every post on any topic

You realize this?