Bravo.
I never saw that turn cumming. Maybe Bernie did?
Epic
If this was a book I wouldn't be able to put it down.![]()
If this was a soft helmet, they wouldn’t let you take it off.
Hey you little fuck whad stop stealing my gifs.
I’ve been posting that mother fucker since you were pulling shit from your diaper and wiping it on your face.
Can I borrow yours? I love how you added the addition of a drool cup. Efficiency at it's best.![]()
Shut up fuck whad. Go back to stroking yourself with lettuce wraps
I don’t stroke myself with shit, son. I fuck things. Like wilted kale, summer squashes, microwaved pumpkins, and your special lady friend’s pork chopy pussy.
I don’t stroke myself with shit, son. I fuck things. Like wilted kale, summer squashes, microwaved pumpkins, and your special lady friend’s pork chopy pussy.
Pork chop pussy > Warm cabbage
Somebody has a food fetish.
Fucking A!
More ‘I know you are but what am I’ nonsense.
I actually feel badly now. Enjoy the rest of your evening.
Oh come on Slinky don't go away mad.
You can get me with some more of those witty semen or retard retorts.
Oh my bad is it a school night for you? Mom says it's time for bed and she wants her tablet back?
You have to be kidding me here.
We’ve crossed paths twice now, and all you’ve produced is “school nights,” “tell your classmates at recess,” “bedtime,” and “what bounces off of me sticks to you” retarded bullshit.
But I’m “unoriginal.”
Well. If your mom says it’s time for bed, allow me a moment to pop my big toe out of her ass and clean it off in your shampoo bottle before I leave.
Sleep tight, fucktard.