If it's found out that Tom Brady has been on steroids his whole career with Alex Guerrero

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Your mom gave you another 10 minutes I see.

So more 6th grade playground humor is what you consider original? Yet you wonder why I keep bringing up elementary school accusations to address your moronic spew.

lolz

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Seriously, if there’s a sixth grader out there making “I fuck your grandma,” and “I’m washing your mom’s shit off of my big toe in your shampoo bottle” jokes, I want to meet that guy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I cast out the most ridiculous thing I could think of - that the arguably GOAT of QBs drinks some obscure Browns QB’s wad. A Browns QB that I had to google just to come up with his name, and who swallowed the whole thing hook, line and sinker?

What a fucking idiot.

 

[dbldwn711]

Not food. Vegetables. You know, like your grandpa.

Pork chop is a vegetable?

 

[dbldwn711]

Seriously, if there’s a sixth grader out there making “I fuck your grandma,” and “I’m washing your mom’s shit off of my big toe in your shampoo bottle” jokes, I want to meet that guy.

I thought you weren’t allowed to be around sixth graders for another 18 months?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Pork chop is a vegetable?

No, it’s not. I’m proud of you for recognizing that. You should get a medal.

My fetish is for vegetables, not food. I was simply pointing out the fact that his special lady friend’s pussy resembles a pork chop. If I’m being accurate, it’s more like two pork chops.

Also, you’re kind of a fag.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I thought you weren’t allowed to be around sixth graders for another 18 months?

That’s ridiculous. It’s vegetables and grandparents.

Also, I take back the ‘kind of a fag’ comment.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Seriously, if there’s a sixth grader out there making “I fuck your grandma,” and “I’m washing your mom’s shit off of my big toe in your shampoo bottle” jokes, I want to meet that guy.

Oh those were jokes

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You’re a complete fag.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh those were jokes

“Didn’t your mom say it was bedtime?”

Are you even fooling yourself? Honestly?

 

[dbldwn711]

Fag? That’s the best you can come up with? At least @DirtDirtDirt came up with insecure fag.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

“Didn’t your mom say it was bedtime?”

Are you even fooling yourself? Honestly?

Less adolescent schoolyard "humor" and more reading comprehension 101 may help you?

I mean the one with the big toe. That was awesome.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fag? That’s the best you can come up with? At least @DirtDirtDirt came up with insecure fag.

He told me that your psoriasis hands and Frankenstein teeth make you a pretty worthless fag.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I mean the one with the big toe. That was awesome.

Word.

She’ll be telling her friends about it for years.

Don’t be surprised when her friends sniff your hair and laugh at you.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

He told me that your psoriasis hands and Frankenstein teeth make you a pretty worthless fag.

Are those more funnies? I don't want to miss any of them. You're wicked awesome at this comedy stuff.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Word. She’ll be telling her friends about it for years.

Don’t be surprised when her friends sniff your hair and laugh at you.

More funnies, right

 

[dbldwn711]

He told me that your psoriasis hands and Frankenstein teeth make you a pretty worthless fag.

Ok stinky pussyfoot... whatever you say.

Btw... keep trying. It’s hilarious

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

More funnies, right

Reduced to “judging” posts instead of responding to them.

Unfortunate.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ok stinky pussyfoot... whatever you say.

Btw... keep trying. It’s hilarious

Only reason I’ve got a stinky pussyfoot is that it’s been crammed up @NEPatsfan’s mom all day.

Apparently, the pert plus doesn’t solve that issue on contact.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Reduced to “judging” posts instead of responding to them.

Unfortunate.

No way you're awesome.

Come on tell us you have a team of writers?

No way you can come up with this much comedy gold on your own.