Second cup of Coffee Talk

[forty_three]

I wonder if the guy who came up with Sharknado was a fan of Gorilla Monsoon. The latter sounds more terrifying to me.

WHAT ABOUT A HYENA TSUNAMI?

 

[dare2be]

Honey Badger Hurricane

 

[dash]

What's going on in Seattle today?!? I'm glad you asked...

 

[forty_three]

What's going on in Seattle today?!? I'm glad you asked...

If only someone had FILMED a Nazi getting knocked the fuck out.

 

[sbb122]

If only someone had FILMED a Nazi getting knocked the fuck out.

they did...

Barstool Sports

 

[thedddd]

RIP to Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan who has passed away at the age of 73.

RIP...F-cancer...

 

[forty_three]

And I was only looking at facebook for like a minute...

I offer NO apology for what I am posting for this is how I feel, and it is the truth. Know this is my opinion and it is NOT open for debate. If you disagree, or find my position offensive; feel free to unfriend me forthwith.
I have lived through several United States Presidents prior to our current President Trump. In my lifetime I have never seen or heard of a President being scrutinized over every word he speaks, humiliated by the public to the point disgrace, slandered, ridiculed, insulted, lied to, threatened with death, threatened to r*pe our Beautiful First Lady, and have his children also insulted and humiliated.
I am truly ashamed of the people of MY country. I am ashamed of the ruthless, hating, cruel, Trump haters who have no morals, ethics or values and the reporters who feel they have the right to carry on with lies and say the things they do for a good story.
Every other President after he was elected, took the oath of office was left alone, wasn't on the news 24/7 being scrutinized by their every word. ALWAYS BEING PRESSURED to do this or that and never given the time to take care of the important work this country really needs. ENOUGH is ENOUGH is ENOUGH, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE AND LET HIM DO HIS JOB FOR GOD’S SAKE!
If you agree, copy and paste this to your timeline and put your name under the last name:

I wonder what color the grass is in their world?

 

[dash]

Shots fired...

 

[dash]

Every Trump speech has General Kelly striking a familiar pose...

 

[forty_three]

A sitting US President just addressed the United Nations and called the leader of another nation "Rocket Man".




I just...






WTF?



Is this real life?

 

[dash]

A sitting US President just addressed the United Nations and called the leader of another nation "Rocket Man".




I just...






WTF?



Is this real life?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

A sitting US President just addressed the United Nations and called the leader of another nation "Rocket Man".




I just...






WTF?



Is this real life?

Maturity!! He's come so far from his crotch grabbing days.

Maybe Rocket Man is in cahoots with Pocahontas right here in the states trying to turn all the frogs gay from many sides.

/amidoingitright???

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Every Trump speech has General Kelly striking a familiar pose...

He wasn’t even supposed to be there. He only went because Zambia said they’d go too and those fuckers STOOD HIM UP FOR THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME!


/Melania is wondering if anybody is noticing that she’s wearing her secret lover’s suit.

 

[Comeds]

Maturity!! He's come so far from his crotch grabbing days.

Maybe Rocket Man is in cahoots with Pocahontas right here in the states trying to turn all the frogs gay from many sides.

/amidoingitright???

If you're talking about the chemicals in the water turning some frogs gay, that's true there are some bad chemicals in our water. But there are also some really good ones that do stuff that outweigh the evil of turning frogs gay and having their immortal souls condemned to hell.
I'm a real fan of prozac water and antibiotic water. Especially since Obamacare has raised the costs of medicines so much that I have to go to my local estuary and and drink up to get my meds.

 

[dash]

Don't they put those same chemicals in Esskay hotdogs at Camden Yards, comeds?

 

[dash]

A sitting US President just addressed the United Nations and called the leader of another nation "Rocket Man".

I guess Trump thought this Elton John song was more appropriate than "Don't Let Jong-Un Go Down On Me"

 

[dash]

So, a 7.1 magnitude earthquake has rocked Mexico (this on the heels of an even more massive earthquake a couple of weeks ago) and the results are quite terrifying...

 

[elocomotive]

I read the following sentence in the Washington Post this morning....

In a pugilistic speech that took aim at North Korea and excoriated the Iran nuclear deal, Trump signaled that the United States is willing to pursue an unpopular and unpredictable course to protect its interests across the globe.

I couldn't help but to self edit it while reading...

In a pugilistic speech that took aim at North Korea and excoriated the Iran nuclear deal, Trump signaled that HE is willing to pursue an unpopular and nonsensical course to protect the imagined interests of a bunch of fucking dumb rednecks who lack the intellectual capacity and knowledge base to understand bathing, much less complex foreign policy issues.

 

[forty_three]

So, a 7.1 magnitude earthquake has rocked Mexico (this on the heels of an even more massive earthquake a couple of weeks ago) and the results are quite terrifying...

Well, that's the most terrifying thing I will see today.


There... there weren't people in there, I hope.

 

[forty_three]

By contrast, has Donald Trump come out and boasted how his wall would have withstood the quake yet?