Random Fantasy Baseball Thoughts

[TKOSpikes]

Is Eduardo Rodriguez available?

 

[TKOSpikes]

For all the Uribe trashing I did, I think the Dodgers are even dumber than they look. Why give him away for nothing? Callaspo? Really?

Now, Guerrero still gets the shit end of the stick. 2-4, sit down next game. 0-4, sit down next game. Pinch hit HR, sit down next game. While others get a few games in a row, even after back to back hitless games. Now that it looks that Guerrero was about to "take over" a slumping Van Slyke, enter Enrique Hernandez.

Jumpin Jupiter, you truly are a maddening man, Don! I know Guerrero's arm stinks, but amidst this forced "slump" you have him in, he's still at .300! Give the man a week straight of at bats will ya!! Geezuz H Krist!

 

[Chef99]

For all the Uribe trashing I did, I think the Dodgers are even dumber than they look. Why give him away for nothing? Callaspo? Really?

Now, Guerrero still gets the shit end of the stick. 2-4, sit down next game. 0-4, sit down next game. Pinch hit HR, sit down next game. While others get a few games in a row, even after back to back hitless games. Now that it looks that Guerrero was about to "take over" a slumping Van Slyke, enter Enrique Hernandez.

Jumpin Jupiter, you truly are a maddening man, Don! I know Guerrero's arm stinks, but amidst this forced "slump" you have him in, he's still at .300! Give the man a week straight of at bats will ya!! Geezuz H Krist!

I just don't get it. There has to be a trade brewing. Y'know, if Guerrero hadn't manned up and refused to go back to the minors, I bet he'd still be stewing there.

 

[Chef99]

So lemme get this straight...Guerrero gets in the second game as a defensive replacement last night and hits a Grand Salami? And now he will sit for the next 3 days, right?

 

[TKOSpikes]

Makes sense to me.

 

[Chef99]

Panda, you big fatso! I told you to lay off the lobster and melted butter...

 

[TKOSpikes]

Man, Torii Hunter just won't stop!

 

[Chef99]

Randy Johnson was a great pitcher, but as a guest commentator on MLB Network?

Four Zs on the Snooze-O-Meter.

Side note to John Smoltz: your pitch did not "literally disappear" when it crossed home plate, sir; other than that, I love ya.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Another game at Coors delayed. My goodness!

 

[TKOSpikes]

As a new Desmond owner, I'd like to say... hey Nats, Desmond is hitting. 293 batting second. Sub .200 everywhere else! Not rocket science guys.

Remember my ode to the Cardinals? Wong at the top of the order I said..... there's something about logic that goes a long way.

 

[DHoey]

Had Kluber, Wacha and Rodon all going last night, and wouldn't ya know who tossed the best game of the 3??

 

[Chef99]

Kluber, Wacha and Rodon...weren't they the monsters Godzilla battled in that old movie?

 

[TKOSpikes]

Manny Ram... er I mean Hanley Ramirez looks like a drunk (lightly buzzed) softball player. Seriously, does your helmet need to fall off on every swing?

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

Panda, you big fatso! I told you to lay off the lobster and melted butter...

I got so fed up (pun intended) with panda I dropped him outright in one league. But people still love him because he was the first waiver pickup.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Didn't see the Buxton call up coming so soon.

 

[Chef99]

I got so fed up (pun intended) with panda I dropped him outright in one league. But people still love him because he was the first waiver pickup.

Haha, I did the same thing. He had a good week (before he got hurt), but I believe he also had great pitching matchups. He has forgotten how to hit lefties.

 

[Chef99]

This kid Mason Williams is gonna kill himself before the season is done.

 

[powerchord86]

Didn't see the Buxton call up coming so soon.

That was pretty unexpected. Apparently even for him. I thought at first they probably wouldn't keep him up long but from the articles I've read they sound like they are talking like he's up to stay.

Someone else picked him up before I could in my league but I might see if I can work a trade to land him.

 

[Chef99]

Rodon. Ouch. Not off to a good start in one league...

 

[DHoey]

Rodon. Ouch. Not off to a good start in one league...

Ya, he shit the bed for me too. On the bright side, I got 2 clean innings out of Yimi so my ERA stands at 11.12 right now.

I got homers from Goldshmidt, Cain and Wieters too. Wieters has been worth the wait to far.