OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[elocomotive]

Scientists Just Teleported an Object From Earth Into Space

Woah...that's cool. So basically if we create a movie about it, it comes true.

This might help us combat warthogs who have had this power for years.



Anyhow, gotta get back to my movie script I've been working on. I'm the main character and it's about a love triangle with Natalie Portman and Natalie Dormer. Man even just thinking about this movie ma

 

[Comeds]

Woah...that's cool. So basically if we create a movie about it, it comes true.

This might help us combat warthogs who have had this power for years.



Anyhow, gotta get back to my movie script I've been working on. I'm the main character and it's about a love triangle with Natalie Portman and Natalie Dormer. Man even just thinking about this movie ma

I understand I had a Natalie fetish growing up. See I was a big fan of "The Facts Of Life" and when she walked onto the screen my body would come alive with desire* and....I'll be back


*"my body would come alive with desire" is something i never saw myself typing....

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Anyhow, gotta get back to my movie script I've been working on. I'm the main character and it's about a love triangle with Natalie Portman and Natalie Dormer. Man even just thinking about this movie ma

I understand I had a Natalie fetish growing up. See I was a big fan of "The Facts Of Life" and when she walked onto the screen my body would come alive with desire* and....I'll be back


*"my body would come alive with desire" is something i never saw myself typing....

if youre scoring at home

eloco: Natalie Portman
comeds: portly Natalie

 

[forty_three]

if youre scoring at home

Or even if you're alone.

 

[dash]

Or even if you're alone.

Looks like we've come full circle to the anti-masturbation PSA

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Or even if you're alone at work.

fif comeds

 

[elocomotive]

*"my body would come alive with desire" is something i never saw myself typing....

Lol!!

( thanks for making me google "Swiss Army Man Boner gif" at work I have a meeting with HR this afternoon now)

 

[dare2be]

Looks like we've come full circle-jerk to the anti-masturbation PSA

Fixed.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

British radio station besieged by 'serial hacker' interrupting broadcasts with masturbation ditty

 

[sbb122]

Looks like we've come full circle to the anti-masturbation PSA

That's tough to beat

 

[dare2be]

That's tough to beat

Don't be a jerk.

 

[forty_three]

The Gif that keeps on giving.

 

[forty_three]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The Gif that keeps on giving.

pfft ... yah screw them ... neither are SUPER SHAMOU!!!!!!

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

So, this is in my garage this morning...

 

[dare2be]

So, this is in my garage this morning...

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I'm calling you Doc from now on.

 

[dash]

I'm calling you Doc from now on.

lol - Too bad it's not mine (my daughter's boyfriend is just using my garage space for storage).

 

[KennyBanyeah]

lol - Too bad it's not mine (my daughter's boyfriend is just using my garage space for storage).

Is he kind of short?

Does his hand shake a little when he passes the salt?

If so I think I might know this guy.