OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I saw this one yesterday and I'm still struggling to figure out what they were even going for.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^This is next level "melts in your mouth, not in your hands"

 

[Comeds]

Its the strangest thing. I bought a box of candy, put them in my pocket, then rode the bus on a hot summer day. Now I am pregnant.

 

[dash]

Its the strangest thing. I bought a box of candy, put them in my pocket, then rode the bus on a hot summer day. Now I am pregnant.

Only in Baltimore.

 

[forty_three]

Only in Baltimore.

It sounded like more of a Florida Man story to me.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

^This is next level "melts in your mouth, not in your hands"

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[puckhead]

Only in Baltimore.

in Baltimore you'd get herpes

 

[Comeds]

in Baltimore you'd get herpes

I thought that was between the two of us. Not that I'm admitting anything.

 

[puckhead]

I thought that was between the two of us. Not that I'm admitting anything.

no, it was the gonorrhea that was supposed to be the secret.

 

[Comeds]

no, it was the gonorrhea that was supposed to be the secret.

Sorry the syphilis has rotted my brain so much I'm not sure what's going on. I won't even tell you who I thought was president earlier.

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]

Speaking of Florida Man:
A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet

 

[Darkstone42]

Speaking of Florida Man:
A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet

That's... disturbing.

 

[forty_three]

That's... disturbing.

That's... Florida

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Speaking of Florida Man:
A homeless man reported a dead body by carrying the skull into a Florida Publix and using it as a puppet

I think I know how this guy died, Florida style.

 

[dash]

I think I know how this guy died, Florida style.

That's nuts.

 

[Darkstone42]

That's nuts.

Cheeky.