Jakology
I don't give a fuck
I can only speak for myself, but I don't hide on my favorite NFL team board. I just don't have a 24/7
day to discuss such nonsense because I have job and a wife, who by the way has one of those "pussies" you speak of, that needs occasional attention.
Oh I know jackoffology, you have a girlfriend or wife or significant other. Maybe you do, but with all the time you spend on the hoop smart money says she, he or your heshe is not too good to look at...hence your escape via the basement to the hoop.
You're lucky @droider is around, or you'd be the worst troll here.