I'm going to lie about things

[Peter Gozintite]

@AlaskaGuy is not a whore purchasing scumbag, and people like him.

@handicappers is not a troll, and @dbldwn711 is not his jock rider.

@Bayou Tiger is a compassionate soul that cares deeply about people afflicted with ailments.

The Bears will win multiple superbowls over the next 10 years.



Please continue

 

[dbldwn711]

@Peter Gozintite never thinks about guys when he masturbates

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@dbldwn711 is a slim and fit young man, and is not hung like an elevator button

 

[dbldwn711]

@Peter Gozintite doesnt care if he's having "a bad hair day"

 

[dbldwn711]

@Peter Gozintite is one of the calmest drivers I've ever met. Nothing flusters him when he's behind the wheel.

 

[dbldwn711]

@Wild Turkey doesnt hate gay people

 

[dbldwn711]

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) will NEVER win a "douchebag" contest

 

[handicappers]

@Peter Gozintite is NOT in charge of what is funny, or not funny.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Peter Gozintite is NOT in charge of what is funny, or not funny.

Not funny

 

[dbldwn711]

@steelerssb is NOT searching for a young female neuroscientist student from the south who he can "have a drink with"

 

[HaroldSeattle]

@Peter Gozintite is NOT in charge of what is funny, or not funny.

Nevertheless he’s funnier than most. Oh wait....that’s not a lie.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@dbldwn711 has been laid

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Nevertheless he’s funnier than most. Oh wait....that’s not a lie.

Try again

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@steelerssb is NOT searching for a young female neuroscientist student from the south who he can "have a drink with"

@dbldwn711 is not posing as said person on tinder trying to snare @steelerssb

 

[dbldwn711]

@Peter Gozintite is NOT a regular at "The Back Door".

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Try again

OK Handi is funny as hell.

 

[Ojb81]

@olympicoscar has sound perspectives on American culture with level-headed ideas on what's best for the world, and never lets a negative rating upset him.

 

[dbldwn711]

@Peter Gozintite uses his real picture on Tinder and his inbox is just "blowing up"!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

grindr is the only site @dbldwn711 doesnt troll, except when he bumps into @NflSolomon there.

 

[dbldwn711]

@dbldwn711 has been laid

Not by @Peter Gozintite wife